View source for Life Hacks/Hallomod(ho)/Of course you want to get Roni knocked up! In fact, do that now before anything else!

Who are you fucking trying to kid? Of course you wanna do it! You want to see your youngest sister’s belly swelling with your incestuous child. In fact, that would be about the sexiest thing on the planet to you! There is nothing in this world you want more. In fact, a part of you has wanted this since even before Loki gave you this hack. There is only one reason why you haven’t tried to do anything about it since he gave you this power. Loki called it exactly right when he took a look over your actions. You have been “playing it safe.” Well, it is time to start being a bit more honest with yourself and actually using this power to get what you want. And besides, now with your access to this “buy store” function of the game world, you now have plenty of ability to support the kid that results from this encounter. There really is nothing to stop you.


That settles it! With your actions planned, you proceed back to the table to take your seat… but first, you have GOT to do something about this chair Loki pulled out for himself. The way he made it appear seemed a little different from accessing his “pocket.” In fact, it looks perfectly identical to your chairs for the house. You find it a little far fetched he could have coincidentally had an extra chair laying around in his pocket dimension that so accurately resembled your own. Not impossible, but certainly unlikely. The clincher though is the fact he did not actually seem to pull it out from anywhere. You suppose he might have used that item creation thing he told you about using some kind of mental interface “hot-button” equivalent, “get a chair that looks like these other chairs,” or something like that.


At any rate, that’s something to explore for later. For now, the only way you can think of to get rid of this thing is to chuck it into your own pocket dimension, witch you do by tossing it under the table and accessing your “pocket” through the opening created by the space between the table legs. After doing that, you take your seat and resume your position, restarting time.


It is a little bit disorienting re-starting time after everything was stopped. Luckily, your memory allows you to keep up pretty well as you can recall exactly what was going on before. They most certainly do seem different from how they were before, it seems like they are rather silent, probably due to their “programs” acclimating to the changes you made and calculating a new likely action from what they were about to do before. They all seem to look slightly spaced out for a moment, something that is not too long to be unusual, about the only reason you even noticed it is because of your improved social skills.


It is Bastian who seems to snap out of this brief momentary state first as you see his smile broaden and he seems to fill with energy. “Oh right! Angel!” He says, “I forgot to tell you, but you missed the coolest thing! Xander just told Charity to stop being mean to all of us!”


“Really!?” Angel replies, looking to you with a blushing smile.


“Yeah, shut up twerp!” Charity bites at him.


“Xanderrrr!” Bastian immediately wines to you.


“Well, you sort of brought it on yourself talking about her as though she wasn’t there on a subject she is probably embarrassed about,” you tell him, “How would you feel if all the kids at your lunch table were making fun of you for getting detention?”


“Mmmmhhh” He groans, “I wouldn’t like it.” He whines. “Sorry,” he adds to Charity.


“Wow!” Brittany comments. “I don’t think I have ever seen you so well behaved about something,” she says to Bastian. “What have you been doing with our little brother while I was away?” She asks you.


“Ehhh… well… it could just be that we’re both guys.” You say, “we just understand each other better, don’t we Bastian?”


“Yeah!” He agrees, completely beaming with pride at what you just said. You think that is a little bit of an over-reaction on his part, but at least it works out for you.


“Well, whatever it is, it’s working.” Brittany comments, “I guess I don’t have to worry much anymore about the family falling apart while I’m off to school. You’ve really stepped up to fill my place, haven’t you?”


“Ehh… I guess,” you say, showing some genuine modesty as you really don’t feel you can give yourself much credit. It was really the hack that did everything.


All that aside, it is time to start thinking about your real goal. How to get between your youngest sister’s legs.


'''What method should you use?'''
*[[Life Hacks/Hallomod(ho)/Try to get her alone in your room|Try to get her alone in your room]]
*[[Life Hacks/Hallomod(ho)/Try to get her alone in her own room|Try to get her alone in her own room]]
*[[Life Hacks/Hallomod(ho)/Invite March over and have her join the two of you as you do your usual thing|Invite March over and have her join the two of you as you do your usual thing]]
*[[Life Hacks/Hallomod(ho)/Head back out to the park with her|Head back out to the park with her]]
*[[Life Hacks/Hallomod(ho)/Take a shower with her|Take a shower with her]]

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