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Well, it's a wet-dream come true already, you are about to lose your virginity to a bunch of little girls ages 3 to 12 fighting over your dick. No sense in ruining the dream by having them practically kill each other. "All right! That's enough!" You don't even really have to yell, all you do is say those words in a somewhat harsh tone and the whole room instantly goes silent. "I would love to put my penis in all of your privates, but not if you fight with each other. I won't do it with any of you if you can't wait your turn.


"You! You're actually going to have sex with them? Awesome!" March says from the doorway, still holding Hally.


"What's sex?" Octo asks from behind his brother.


"It's what they're asking me to do with them," you tell Octo, "It's when a boy puts his penis inside a girl's privates."


"It can go inside!? Cool!" The 5-year-old says. "Can I see it go inside!?"


"Sure," you respond. I mean, why not? "Anyway, Jan asked first so she gets to have my penis inside her first." You continue, undoing your pants and shoving them with your underwear to the ground in a single very quick motion that seems as though your snap and fly must have been open the entire time, and then just as quickly you simply wiggle your feet from your shoes and the bunched up legs of your pants as though you weren't even wearing them in the first place. In the time it took you to say this, Jan seemed to finish processing what you had said and a huge smile broke across her face.


"Yaaay!" She cheers as she bounces forward and leaps right up into your arms. Beings she also is already naked from the waist down, your quick-working mind immediately arrives at doing something you decide would be pretty cool, and using the supernaturally enhanced accuracy and control you have over every last part of your anatomy and knowledge of the female body that a virgin like you simply should not have, you manage to line up your dick perfectly so that without even the aid of hands guiding it, your glans meet her entrance at the perfect angle and it slides right inside her despite the wild way she had simply launched herself at you. Despite knowing it was coming, you are so shocked by the sensation of her comfortably snug moist warmth enveloping you that your legs almost buckle. Instead of you falling on your ass though, as you stagger about and try to regain your balance you begin to ejaculate.


It should really come as no surprise that you barely lasted a second and lost it just from putting it in. After all, despite all your artificially implanted skill, you have zero experience. You are a virgin. You have never done this before. On top of that, you have a huge pile of cheats and modifications juicing up your balls that it's as though you have gone without so much as a wet dream to fire off for over a month. "Gahhh!" You let out a huge long grunt as you straighten your stance while filling the 12-year-old womb full of your sperm. 


"Jan! Watch out!" March chastizes her.


Jan's only response to this is to let out a half yelp before her head tilts back and her eyes roll back into her head as she tries desperately to try and hold onto you with her hands as, thanks to your orgasm triggering ejaculation cheat, even though you squirted off the very second you stuck it in the mere contact with your semen causes her to go into a brain-destroying orgasm. Your pressure-seal cock cheat should be keeping all of the fluids inside her vagina, yours and hers alike, but despite that, you begin to feel a somewhat unsettlingly familiar warm sensation on your pelvis and warm liquid running down your naked thighs and you recall how she was about to pee on you before you had stopped time. You recall the infinite urine cheat you also have. This means that without adjustment, you can probably expect repeats of this performance with the other girls as well. But then, that cheat requires you to choose whether or not it's active for a given person, so you decide to make it inactive for everyone here and then set all of their bladders to empty, causing Jan's pee to immediately stop.


In the time it took you to do all that, you were still blasting the inside of the 8th grader's baby factory with one delivery after another of baby making goo, your pressure seel cock cheat forcing almost all of it up inside her uterus since none of it can escape back out her body. Under normal circumstances, it would take around 20 minutes for sperm ejaculated in the vagina to swim up into the uterus and then reach the fallopian tubes in order to fertilize the egg. However, with the pressure forcing your fluids up into her and the sheer volume of how much you are ejaculating into her it's entirely possible your stuff has already hit her eggs and she is pregnant with your child right this second! As you continue to squirt your baby-goo directly onto her waiting egg, she begins to let out a deep groan from the gut and everyone else in the room seems to be starting to take notice that something's off.


"Wow! Jan!? What's going on?" March asks his little sister.


"I think she's cumming." You inform him as yet another 2 blasts of semen are shot up into her womb.


"What!? Really!!? Ha! You haven't even put it in her yet and she's already cumming?" March chuckles in bemusement, seems like he completely missed your hands-free insertion while she was jumping on you, which would also mean he has no idea that she's not the only one cumming right now.

'''Inform them you are inside her'''
*[[Life Hacks/Xandergod(Rosemance)/S-C/F-child/Jan/Give her another round|Give her another round]]
*[[Life Hacks/Xandergod(Rosemance)/S-C/F-child/Jan/Finish with her|Finish with her]]

'''Pretend you haven't started yet'''
*[[Life Hacks/Xandergod(Rosemance)/S-C/F-child/Jan/Lay her down and give them an informative show|Lay her down and give them an informative show]] '''Request''' --[[User:Notsooldpervert|Notsooldpervert]] ([[User talk:Notsooldpervert|talk]]) 18:43, 22 November 2017 (CET)
*[[Life Hacks/Xandergod(Rosemance)/S-C/F-child/Jan/Pretend to insert yourself and fuck her standing|Pretend to insert yourself and fuck her standing]]

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