The Entertainer/Where in the world is Alice?

I've rubbed the back of my head. "I'm sorry, Lilly...The boy was told to stay in his room for the whole afternoon earlier and didn't get the call that Alice would be in another room!" "But where is she?" The boy ask, I then look back at the boy, who was patiently waiting for the answer. Lilly got on her knees, still making sure she's covered up. "Prince...Don't you think it's creepy to go and wake up a little girl in the middle of the night?" He tilted his head. "It's not creepy if we are the same age!" "She's one year younger than you." I've crossed my arms while saying so. Feels weird talking about myself like that. "And? Still counts!" "Beside, why do you want to wake her up?" "...Because i want her by my side in my bed!" He proudly said. Me and Lilly look at each others, she began to snicker.

"Aww, that's really cute...But don't you think Alice would prefers to have a full night of sleep?" "No way! ...It's because we've agreed to sleep with each others for tonight!" "She did?" I've ask. "Yes!" "...Are you sure?" I've bend myself over him, still having my arms crossed and giving him a look of disapproval. "Of course she said that! Do i look like a liar?" He said firmly to me with both hands on his hips, but not fully clenched fists, giving me a somewhat angry look. His act was convincing, too bad i know the truth. I and Lilly gave each others a look. "...Could you let me talk with Vincent for a moment, young lord?" "Of course...But don't make me wait!"

We both left the room and closed the door. "Do you think it's a good idea to let a little girl with a little boy like that? Does he even know..." She looks around, then whispered to my ear. "The act?" I snickered. "You do have to admit, it's pretty cute how he ask for her." She crossed her arms, tilted her head, put herself on the side and gave me a pout-like frown. The covers really made her womanly shape comes out. "It's just wrong, the boy shouldn't even talk about these sorts of things...Or even think about them." "Relax, they're kids...If anything it might have been her asking for him...Like a certain girl i know~" I nudged her on the shoulder. "Did not." "Did so!" "Did not...Oh please, let's not start this up." "Alright...It's getting late anyway, I'll show him back to his room...And beside the King didn't say which daughter's room she took. He'd have to inspect each of them if he wants to do that." I've rubbed her shoulder. "I'll just tell him a bed time story and get him off to dreamland." She smiled at me. "That sounds good...Do you think he's gonna fake sleeping and then run off again...?" "There's a good chance, want me to keep an eye on him...?" She looks down for a moment. "You should get a guard to do this instead but...I have a feeling you're better off guarding him for the night." She smiled back. That's my girl!

I've kissed her and hugged her. "If you don't see me, that's good news, okay?" "Your job takes so much time away from me anyway, I'm glad we had a moment for ourselves~" She said with a smile, I smiled back at her. "I'll try seeing you later if i can, get some rest okay~?" "Good luck~" She cooed, kissing me and then opening the door. The Prince was just awaiting on the other side. "Good night, my Prince." She bowed down to him, then got back inside the room. "Good night!" He said to her while getting out. The door closed and here i was alone with him. "So, are you gonna show me where Alice is?" "Come with me." I said as i left.

"Did Alice really tell you that she'd like to be in your bed?" "Yes! She even ask my Dad about it, but he said no." "Really? What else did she say...?" "That she wants to know what it feels like sleeping with someone else!" "Hmhm, and what makes you say that?" "Ummm...Because that's what she said?" "Tell you what, you scoot off to your room and I'll get her to join you in your bed. Does that sound good?" "You promise...?" "Have i ever lied to you?" "Nope!" He gave me a hug, pressing his face against my crotch but...That's a hug alright. He then backed up. "Okay! I'm gonna rush into my room! How long until she'll be there?" "Hmm...I'd say around ten minutes or so...Just the time to get her to know the situation." "Thank you, Jester! You're the best!" He said as he ran away, waving me off.

This kid...Does he even realize the way he act? It's really cute but god damn, he's a bit of a weirdo. I've made way to the room i was meant to be at, entering it and...Well, i wasn't expecting this. Jumper sleeping the bed. Another weirdo...FULLY grown weirdo. His armor and...all of his clothes resting on the floor next to him. If he wants to kill himself, that's a nice way to do so, just need the right man to enter this place. Well, I might as well get my new clothes and just transform there. Not like he poses a problem.

I've quietly made way to the drawers, pulling out a little nightgown for the little lady...Erm, myself.

• Transform back into Alice and leave the room
• Eh...Screw the nightgown, I'll screw the guard instead
• Transform back into Alice and wake the guard up
• Transform myself, but the Guard wakes up