Cindy Rella/Effy Gee

Effy Gee is very old and she lives in a little cottage deep in the woods. Some of the villagers say she's a witch, but not out loud and especially not when she could hear them. Most of her visitors want something from her: a potion to ease their rheumatism, something to make their man's cock hard again, or just something to lighten the drudgery of being poor.

The old men had a whip-round and gave you a few pennies as a reward for your performance, so on your way, you call in at the butcher and buy a rabbit which Effy Gee will turn into a tasty stew with herbs and vegetables from her garden. She gives the rabbit a suspicious sniff and then hangs it on a hook in her larder, before giving you a cup of herbal tea.

You give her all the news about the visitor, but she is more interested in a detailed description of what you did with the old soldiers. "Just because I'm old, it doesn't mean I can't think about it," she cackles. You like talking to the old lady because she remembers your mother. She can describe every detail of the wedding; the handsome Baron and his beautiful young bride in a white dress with a train so long that she needed eight pages to hold it up.

When you get that familiar itchy sensation between your legs you realise that you fell for it again. Effy Gee is an expert with herbs and there was obviously something special in your tea. Across the table, the old lady doesn't look like an old lady any more, in fact, she looks like a much younger woman. You put your hand down between your legs to scratch the itch and the woman says "let me help with that Cindy."

It's all like a dream because the next moment, you're in Effy Gee's bed, kneeling between the woman's legs and sucking on her juicy young pussy. You slide two fingers in and her hand clamps around your wrist, pulling you in further, she pulls it out and you put all your fingers together as she slides your whole hand into her cunt. Somehow, you get turned around and while you're fist-fucking her, she's working on your cunt with her fingers.

You wake up in your godmother's bed with only a hazy recollection of what happened. Your clothes are hanging on the back of a chair and you make your way down the stairs to find Effy Gee sitting at the kitchen table. "Feel better now Deary," she says with a gap-toothed smile.

"I'm going for a swim," you say by way of an answer. Behind your godmother's cottage, there is a small waterfall with a crystal-clear pool at the bottom. You strip off and jump into the cool water to wash the old soldiers' spunk off your body. When you are clean, you stretch out in the sun to dry off.

When you go back into the cottage, she gives you a few packages to deliver including one for Buttons. When you ask her what's in it, she winks. "She's getting older now and we don't want any unexpected babies do we," she says. "There's something in there to help with her monthlies as well."

• Dick is tired, but Buttons has a new toy