Uncle Dave/Y7 summer

There are so many horror stories with children and the pool ... but luckily you are not only another adult, you are also a very good swimmer. Your family counts on you to keep an eye on the children.

So here you are under the sun, it is late afternoon but the pool is at almost 90°F. Patrick and his wife are playing with their two little kids. They are pretty organized for a lot of stuff but clearly thinking about bathing suits is not their strength.

Angela, 6, an adorable, devilish, little blondie, is again swimming with her pink panty instead. The poor thing was never made for that and it got almost transparent as soon as it got wet. Not to help anything it was pretty loose so every now and then she lost it just to excitedly scream "Oh no, I've lost my panty again!"

You all know that cold water help men remain discrete. Tough luck this does not work with hot water.

So here you are, trying your best to look natural with a raging boner and your arm casually put in between your leg to hide what you could. Your mind thinking faster than ever, alas most of it to create images you really did not need right then, you suddenly realize Samuel was starting to look blue. Patrick decides to go take care of him while the mother decides to leave and get changed. Angela is begging you to stay a little longer (so she can stay too).

• You remain in the pool
• You leave the pool