Janet and John/Tramp

"Janet and John finish their lunch. See how they tidy up all the rubbish."

"Daddy needs a pee after drinking beer with his lunch, so he goes over to the edge of the field. See Daddy's willy. It grew quite big."

"John needs a wee too, so he follows and stands beside Daddy. See John's willy. John is quite proud of how big it is.

"Daddy and John shake the drips off and turn to face each other. See how Daddy's willy got even bigger. See how they point their willys at each other and smile."

"Mummy and Janet need a wee as well. Mummy takes her knickers off and squats down beside the car. See the wee coming out."

"Janet wants to wee standing up like John does. See how Mummy helps her spread her legs apart and hold herself so it doesn't dribble down her legs. See how she makes a stream like a boy."

"John is watching. See how his willy is still stiff."

"Mummy and Daddy are sleepy. See them lay down together on the grass."

"Janet and John go to the woods. See them being careful to keep away from that nail."

"See John hold his baby sister's hand as they explore."

"They are naughty aren't they Daddy."

"Yes they are. Do you think the tramp will find them in the woods?"

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