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==Codename: | ==Codename: Holly Jolly== | ||
[[PIP/Santa/It Begins|Click here to read the story]]. | <span style="font-size: 200%>[[PIP/Santa/It Begins|Click here to read the story]].</span> | ||
<div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip-Santa-Big.png]]</div> | <div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip-Santa-Big.png]]</div> | ||
===Incident Report=== | ===Incident Report=== | ||
* '''Case Agent:''' | * '''Case Agent:''' Reindeer Rachael | ||
* '''Time of Incident:''' 01 December 2017. | * '''Time of Incident:''' 01 December 2017. | ||
* '''Location of Incident:''' Indianapolis, Indiana. | * '''Location of Incident:''' Indianapolis, Indiana. | ||
* '''Nature of Incident:''' The passage of the mantle of Sinterklaas to a new host. | * '''Nature of Incident:''' The passage of the mantle of Sinterklaas to a new host. | ||
* '''Classification of Incident:''' <span style="color:red">'''Omega''' - DO NOT ENGAGE SUBJECT!</span> | * '''Classification of Incident:''' <span style="color:red">'''Omega''' - DO NOT ENGAGE SUBJECT!</span> | ||
===Subject=== | ===Subject=== | ||
<span style="font-size: 150%">Santa Claus</span> | <span style="font-size: 150%">Santa Claus</span> | ||
<div> | <div> | ||
* '''Pseudonyms:''' Randal Allen | * '''Pseudonyms:''' Randal Allen Paige (Host Spirit), Sinterklaas, Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, Jólnir, Wodan, Odin | ||
* '''Gender:''' Male | * '''Gender:''' Male | ||
* '''Age:''' Unknown (Randal: | * '''Age:''' Unknown (Randal: 65) | ||
* '''Height:''' 6'6" | * '''Height:''' 6'6" | ||
* '''Weight:''' 255 lbs. | * '''Weight:''' 255 lbs. | ||
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===Family=== | ===Family=== | ||
< | <span style="font-size: 150%">Rachael Jane Paige-Brewster</span> | ||
<span style="font-size: 150%"> | <div><div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip-Brewster-Rachael.png]]</div> | ||
<div><div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip- | * '''Relation to Subject:''' Daughter | ||
* '''Relation to Subject:''' | * '''Gender:''' Female | ||
* '''Age:''' 35 | |||
* '''Height:''' 5'10" | |||
* '''Weight:''' 138 lbs. | |||
* '''Measurements:''' 35(C)/28/35 | |||
* '''Hair:''' Black | |||
* '''Eyes:''' Cinnamon Brown | |||
* '''Skin:''' Medium Caucasian | |||
* Catalog Model. | |||
</div> | |||
<span style="font-size: 150%">Sean Yancy Brewster</span> | |||
<div><div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip-Brewster-Sean.png]]</div> | |||
* '''Relation to Subject:''' Son-in-Law | |||
* '''Gender:''' Male | * '''Gender:''' Male | ||
* '''Age:''' | * '''Age:''' 36 | ||
* '''Height:''' 6' | * '''Height:''' 6'3" | ||
* '''Weight:''' | * '''Weight:''' 245 lbs. | ||
* '''Measurements:''' | * '''Measurements:''' 43/38/44 | ||
* '''Genitals:''' | * '''Genitals:''' 5 1/2" penis 2" diameter when erect, circumcised | ||
* '''Hair:''' | * '''Hair:''' Platinum blond | ||
* '''Eyes:''' | * '''Eyes:''' Teal | ||
* '''Skin:''' Fair Caucasian | * '''Skin:''' Fair Caucasian | ||
* | * Artist. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<span style="font-size: 150%"> | <span style="font-size: 150%">Mckinsey "Kinsey" May Brewster</span> | ||
<div><div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip- | <div><div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip-Brewster-Kinsey.png]]</div> | ||
* '''Relation to Subject:''' | * '''Relation to Subject:''' Granddaughter | ||
* '''Gender:''' Female | * '''Gender:''' Female | ||
* '''Age:''' | * '''Age:''' 15 | ||
* '''Height:''' 5' | * '''Height:''' 5'3" | ||
* '''Weight:''' | * '''Weight:''' 115 lbs. | ||
* '''Measurements:''' | * '''Measurements:''' 33(B)/26/35 | ||
* '''Hair:''' | * '''Hair:''' Brown | ||
* '''Eyes:''' | * '''Eyes:''' Dark Aqua | ||
* '''Skin:''' Fair Caucasian | * '''Skin:''' Fair Caucasian | ||
* | * Sporty. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<span style="font-size: 150%"> | <span style="font-size: 150%">Jason James Brewster</span> | ||
<div><div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip- | <div><div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip-Brewster-Jason.png]]</div> | ||
* '''Relation to Subject:''' | * '''Relation to Subject:''' Grandson | ||
* '''Gender:''' Male | |||
* '''Age:''' 12 | |||
* '''Height:''' 4'10" | |||
* '''Weight:''' 88 lbs. | |||
* '''Measurements:''' 31/26/32 | |||
* '''Genitals:''' 7" penis 2" diameter when erect, circumcised | |||
* '''Hair:''' Brown | |||
* '''Eyes:''' Steely Brown | |||
* '''Skin:''' Medium Caucasian | |||
* Popular. | |||
</div> | |||
<span style="font-size: 150%">Haley Ophelia Brewster</span> | |||
<div><div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip-Brewster-Haley.png]]</div> | |||
* '''Relation to Subject:''' Granddaughter | |||
* '''Gender:''' Female | * '''Gender:''' Female | ||
* '''Age:''' | * '''Age:''' 6 | ||
* '''Height:''' | * '''Height:''' 3'10" | ||
* '''Weight:''' | * '''Weight:''' 44 lbs. | ||
* '''Measurements:''' 33 | * '''Measurements:''' 25/22/27 | ||
* '''Hair:''' | * '''Hair:''' Honey Blond | ||
* '''Eyes:''' Golden Brown | |||
* '''Skin:''' Fair Caucasian | |||
* Spirited. | |||
</div> | |||
<span style="font-size: 150%">Kirk Lloyd Paige</span> | |||
<div><div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip-Paige-Kirk.png]]</div> | |||
* '''Relation to Subject:''' Son | |||
* '''Gender:''' Male | |||
* '''Age:''' 33 | |||
* '''Height:''' 6'1" | |||
* '''Weight:''' 185 lbs. | |||
* '''Measurements:''' 38/32/35 | |||
* '''Genitals:''' 8 1/4" penis 2" diameter when erect, circumcised | |||
* '''Hair:''' Sandy blond | |||
* '''Eyes:''' Deep Blue | * '''Eyes:''' Deep Blue | ||
* '''Skin:''' | * '''Skin:''' Medium Caucasian | ||
* | * Engineer. | ||
</div><span style="font-size: 150%">Brandy North Fields-Paige</span> | |||
<div><div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip-Paige-Brandy.png]]</div> | |||
* '''Relation to Subject:''' Daughter-in-Law | |||
* '''Gender:''' Female | |||
* '''Age:''' 25 | |||
* '''Height:''' 5'5" | |||
* '''Weight:''' 128 lbs. | |||
* '''Measurements:''' 37(DD)/33/39 | |||
* '''Hair:''' Strawberry Blonde (Coarse-African) | |||
* '''Eyes:''' Emerald Green | |||
* '''Skin:''' Freckled Light Mocha | |||
* Stay-at-home Mom. | |||
</div> | </div> | ||
<span style="font-size: 150%"> | <span style="font-size: 150%">Misty Sarah Paige</span> | ||
<div><div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip- | <div><div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip-Paige-Misty.png]]</div> | ||
* '''Relation to Subject:''' | * '''Relation to Subject:''' Granddaughter | ||
* '''Gender:''' Female | * '''Gender:''' Female | ||
* '''Age:''' | * '''Age:''' 5 | ||
* '''Height:''' 3' | * '''Height:''' 3'6" | ||
* '''Weight:''' | * '''Weight:''' 39 lbs. | ||
* '''Measurements:''' | * '''Measurements:''' 24/21/25 | ||
* '''Hair:''' | * '''Hair:''' Sandy Blond | ||
* '''Eyes:''' | * '''Eyes:''' Chartreuse | ||
* '''Skin:''' Fair Caucasian | * '''Skin:''' Fair Caucasian | ||
* | * Playful. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
===Other People of Interest=== | ===Other People of Interest=== | ||
<span style="font-size: 150%">Krampus</span> | <span style="font-size: 150%">Krampus</span> | ||
<div><div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip-Krampus.png]]</div> | <div><div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip-Krampus.png]]</div> | ||
* '''Pseudonyms:''' James Nathaniel Brown (Host Body) | * '''Pseudonyms:''' James Nathaniel Brown (Host Body), Knecht Ruprecht, Friuli, Klaubauf, Bartel, Pelzebock, Befana, Pelznickel, Belzeniggl, Belsnickel, Schmutzli, Rumpelklas, Bellzebub, Hans Muff, Drapp, Buzebergt, Zwarte Piet, Black Pete, Rubbels, Hanstrapp, and Père Fouettard. | ||
* '''Relation to Subject:''' Underling | * '''Relation to Subject:''' Underling: Punisher of Naughty Children | ||
* '''Gender:''' Male | * '''Gender:''' Male | ||
* '''Age:''' Unknown (James: 46) | * '''Age:''' Unknown (James: 46) | ||
* '''Height:''' 7'8" | * '''Height:''' 7'8" | ||
* '''Weight:''' 666 lbs. | * '''Weight:''' 666 lbs. | ||
* '''Measurements:''' | * '''Measurements:''' 77/55/66 | ||
* '''Genitals:''' | * '''Genitals:''' 8" penis 3" diameter when erect. Knotted like a dog (6"). Flared like a horse. Barbed like a cat. | ||
* '''Hair:''' | * '''Hair:''' Snow White | ||
* '''Eyes:''' Glowing | * '''Eyes:''' Glowing Crimson | ||
* '''Skin:''' | * '''Skin:''' Medium Caucasian | ||
</div> | |||
<span style="font-size: 150%">Peppermint Penny</span> | |||
<div><div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip-Elf-Peppermint-Penny.png]]</div> | |||
* '''Relation to Subject:''' Underling: Head Elf | |||
* '''Gender:''' Female | |||
* '''Age:''' Unknown, over 1000. Became an elf at 6 | |||
* '''Height:''' 4'0" | |||
* '''Weight:''' 45 lbs. | |||
* '''Measurements:''' 25/22/27 | |||
* '''Hair:''' Golden Blond | |||
* '''Eyes:''' Sapphire Blue | |||
* '''Skin:''' Light Caucasian | |||
</div> | </div> | ||
Latest revision as of 14:27, 3 October 2020
Codename: Holly Jolly
Incident Report
- Case Agent: Reindeer Rachael
- Time of Incident: 01 December 2017.
- Location of Incident: Indianapolis, Indiana.
- Nature of Incident: The passage of the mantle of Sinterklaas to a new host.
- Classification of Incident: Omega - DO NOT ENGAGE SUBJECT!
Subject
Santa Claus
- Pseudonyms: Randal Allen Paige (Host Spirit), Sinterklaas, Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, Jólnir, Wodan, Odin
- Gender: Male
- Age: Unknown (Randal: 65)
- Height: 6'6"
- Weight: 255 lbs.
- Measurements: 44/38/42
- Genitals: 8 3/4" penis 2 1/4" diameter when erect, uncircumcised
- Hair: Snow white
- Eyes: Light blue, magic glass eye in left socket
- Skin: Fair Caucasian
- He is NOT the fat jolly old elf that he is made out to be.
- He is a powerful entity of good-will and giving; but he is no pushover.
- DO NOT ENGAGE!
Family
Rachael Jane Paige-Brewster
- Relation to Subject: Daughter
- Gender: Female
- Age: 35
- Height: 5'10"
- Weight: 138 lbs.
- Measurements: 35(C)/28/35
- Hair: Black
- Eyes: Cinnamon Brown
- Skin: Medium Caucasian
- Catalog Model.
Sean Yancy Brewster
- Relation to Subject: Son-in-Law
- Gender: Male
- Age: 36
- Height: 6'3"
- Weight: 245 lbs.
- Measurements: 43/38/44
- Genitals: 5 1/2" penis 2" diameter when erect, circumcised
- Hair: Platinum blond
- Eyes: Teal
- Skin: Fair Caucasian
- Artist.
Mckinsey "Kinsey" May Brewster
- Relation to Subject: Granddaughter
- Gender: Female
- Age: 15
- Height: 5'3"
- Weight: 115 lbs.
- Measurements: 33(B)/26/35
- Hair: Brown
- Eyes: Dark Aqua
- Skin: Fair Caucasian
- Sporty.
Jason James Brewster
- Relation to Subject: Grandson
- Gender: Male
- Age: 12
- Height: 4'10"
- Weight: 88 lbs.
- Measurements: 31/26/32
- Genitals: 7" penis 2" diameter when erect, circumcised
- Hair: Brown
- Eyes: Steely Brown
- Skin: Medium Caucasian
- Popular.
Haley Ophelia Brewster
- Relation to Subject: Granddaughter
- Gender: Female
- Age: 6
- Height: 3'10"
- Weight: 44 lbs.
- Measurements: 25/22/27
- Hair: Honey Blond
- Eyes: Golden Brown
- Skin: Fair Caucasian
- Spirited.
Kirk Lloyd Paige
- Relation to Subject: Son
- Gender: Male
- Age: 33
- Height: 6'1"
- Weight: 185 lbs.
- Measurements: 38/32/35
- Genitals: 8 1/4" penis 2" diameter when erect, circumcised
- Hair: Sandy blond
- Eyes: Deep Blue
- Skin: Medium Caucasian
- Engineer.
Brandy North Fields-Paige
- Relation to Subject: Daughter-in-Law
- Gender: Female
- Age: 25
- Height: 5'5"
- Weight: 128 lbs.
- Measurements: 37(DD)/33/39
- Hair: Strawberry Blonde (Coarse-African)
- Eyes: Emerald Green
- Skin: Freckled Light Mocha
- Stay-at-home Mom.
Misty Sarah Paige
- Relation to Subject: Granddaughter
- Gender: Female
- Age: 5
- Height: 3'6"
- Weight: 39 lbs.
- Measurements: 24/21/25
- Hair: Sandy Blond
- Eyes: Chartreuse
- Skin: Fair Caucasian
- Playful.
Other People of Interest
Krampus
- Pseudonyms: James Nathaniel Brown (Host Body), Knecht Ruprecht, Friuli, Klaubauf, Bartel, Pelzebock, Befana, Pelznickel, Belzeniggl, Belsnickel, Schmutzli, Rumpelklas, Bellzebub, Hans Muff, Drapp, Buzebergt, Zwarte Piet, Black Pete, Rubbels, Hanstrapp, and Père Fouettard.
- Relation to Subject: Underling: Punisher of Naughty Children
- Gender: Male
- Age: Unknown (James: 46)
- Height: 7'8"
- Weight: 666 lbs.
- Measurements: 77/55/66
- Genitals: 8" penis 3" diameter when erect. Knotted like a dog (6"). Flared like a horse. Barbed like a cat.
- Hair: Snow White
- Eyes: Glowing Crimson
- Skin: Medium Caucasian
Peppermint Penny