Summer Holiday/Spain Day 1 Find the nightlife

The night is still young so you decide to get dressed and go into town to sample the nightlife. The taxi drops you by a pedestrian area that's pulsating with neon and reverberating with a cacophony of music, mostly bass. There are people everywhere; girls in tiny miniskirts and crop tops and boys in shorts and T-shirts, most of them teenagers and most of them drunk.

You walk down the street, skirting round the puddles of vomit just taking it all in. They are all there to have a good time and mostly ignore you, probably because you are older and more soberly dressed than the average. Eventually you find a bar where the music is kept down to a bearable volume, managed to snag yourself a table and order a jug of sangria. You sit for a while, watching the young couples snogging and walking arm in arm, obviously looking forward to a more interesting evening than yours. In any case, you are more interested in their younger siblings; teenagers, even slightly underage teenagers are not your main focus on this holiday.

You look at your watch. "Do I give up and go to bed, or do I see if there is a show or something I could go to?" You've heard that there are some illegal sex shows, but how to find one?

Go to an illegal sex club where you get more than you expected

Go back to your hotel and catch up on your sleep