TVR/John Howard/Early Life/School/College/Married

With Jane both willing and able to accommodate your sexual needs, you have no more need for prostitutes. You are accepted as a junior barrister in and up-and-coming chambers and soon begin making a name for yourself. Your only real disappointment is that, despite the millions of sperms you sent up through Janet's cervix in search of a fertile egg, you have still failed to get her pregnant.

Now, ten years later and after the usual mysterious selection process, you are named as a Queen's Counsel, which means that you're able to command even higher fees. Then, to your delight, Jane announces that she is pregnant and eventually gives birth to a boy that you name Andrew after your father. Jane gives up her job to concentrate on bringing up Andrew and then his sister Janet who comes along four years later.

Of course, like most men in those days, you have little to do with the children. In any case, you stay in London four days a week and Saturdays are devoted to estate business. Janet is a difficult birth and Jane seems to lose interest in sex afterwards, so you increasingly resort to wanking while looking at the huge collection of kiddie porn you keep in your study and a once-a-week visit to a prostitute. She is quite expensive, but she's young and pretty and her well-used cunt (first opened up by her father while she was still a baby) has little difficulty accommodating even your oversized cock.

When Janet is just over two years old you walk into the bathroom where she is clearly enjoying splashing about with her mother. You’d gone in to ask Jane something about plans for the weekend, but the sight of her and your daughter naked in the bath together brings to mind pictures of little girls, some as young as Janet, being fucked by their brothers and their fathers and you feel your cock begin to swell. You drop the lid and sit down on the toilet, completely forgetting why you came in in the first place. Jane notices the swelling and assumes that it's the sight of her naked body that has caused you to get an erection. “Is that for me,” she asks.

Janet’s busy paying with a rubber duck and taking no notice of the grown-ups. “It might be,” you say with a grin. To your surprise, Jane puts a hand out to touch your cock over the top of your trousers. For her to take the initiative is quite rare these days, so you quickly unbutton your fly and pull it out. Jane quickly turns Janet around so that she has her back to you and you end up standing beside the bath with the head of your cock in Janet's mouth. It's not long since you had a wank while looking at obscene (and illegal) pictures, so you're able to hold back while Jane does her best to get you off. Of course, Janet eventually turns around to see what's happening, and when she sees her mother sucking your cock, she stands up in the water and reaches out to find out more about this strange object sticking out of Daddy's trousers.

Having your two-year-old daughter grab your cock as her mother sucks you off is enough to make you climax and Janet laughs when she sees the white spunk dribbling down Mummy's chin. Jane pulls away and turns, intending to wash the sticky goo off her face but Janet is standing between her legs and you can't resist pushing the little girl forward to kiss her mother and get her first-ever taste of spunk.

Later on, Jane regrets what she did and blames you for taking advantage. "Are you some kind of pervert or something," she asks and of course, you vehemently deny any such thing.

• The babysitter
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