Sexy Fun Times/Shemale/Work/Teacher

You select a pair of lacy, white panties; you can’t stand thongs, but these are pretty brief and almost transparent, because it's a turn-on when the boys try to look up your skirt. You do the hooks of your matching strapless bra up at the front and then twist it round to settle your tits in the cups. Stockings, not pantyhose; held up by sticky bands around the thighs; you know that men find suspenders sexy, but they are a literal pain in the butt.

A pleated skirt next; a bit too short really, but why not? You are quite tall, so shoes are flatties and white to match your underwear. Finally, you stand in front of the full-length mirror and check the results. “Not too bad really,” you think, trying to pull your butt in, even though you know that guys prefer girls who look like girls.

• You teach at a private school
• You work for an agency as a locum