Sexy Fun Times/Five/Boy/Daddy/Car

Just as you reach Jenny's door, you hear a car horn beep. You look round and see a big car, one of those that Daddy calls Chelsea Tractors, stopped in the street. The driver calls you over. He must have been turning round when you came out of your house. "I'm lost, can you help me," he says.

You are a bit wary at first. "How could anyone be lost - your road doesn't go anywhere."

The man is on your side of the car, so he must have climbed across. He is black but looks quite friendly. His hair is grey so he must be pretty old and when you stand on the kerb your head is about level with his. "Hello, I was looking for the park," he says.

"It's just behind Jenny's house, you say, pointing, "You can walk through the path over there if you want."

"Is there any way of driving round," he says, waving you closer.

You're just about to tell him you don't know, when you see that his willy is sticking up out of his trousers. He sees you looking and waggles it about. "I bet you never saw one this big," he says.

• "My Daddy's is bigger, I think."
• Run to Jenny's house