Sexy Fun Times/Five/Boy/Daddy/Car/Cock/Okay

You know you should run off and call someone, but curiosity gets the better of you. When you poke it, it feels quite soft. The man is holding it so it stands up and it's the swollen head that looks like Fireman Sam's helmet that you touch. Apart from the size, the big difference between his and yours is that he doesn't have any skin covering the end.

He takes a jelly baby out of the bag and puts it on the top of his willy, right over the slit. Then he looks up at you, smiles and then looks down at the sweet. You start to reach for it but he stops you and shakes his head. "It's a game like bobbing for apples," he says.

You look at it, sitting there just waiting to be eaten. Then it dawns on you. "This man is one of those pedophiles they talked about on the radio."

"Just lean in and use your lips," he says, and he scrunches over a bit nearer the window.

You stare at it, sitting there on the top of his willy and then, with a deep breath, you lean right in and get it with your lips and tongue. Then you stand up and look around, sucking the sweet.

• Why don't you come round and get in the car?
• You hear Jenny call out behind you