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Finally, the Dragonborn has come to save the world! Too bad the Dragonborn is a total piece of shit. Elias would rather use his influence to rape and plunder all of Tamriel without consequences than risk his life fighting dragons. Skyrim may be fucked, but it’s a good thing you can just restart the game and do a play-through with a new character that isn’t a total dick. Until then, enjoy Elias’ journal.
Finally, the Dragonborn has come to save the world! Too bad this Dragonborn is a total piece of shit. Elias would rather use his influence to rape and plunder all of Tamriel without consequences than risk his life fighting dragons. Skyrim may be fucked right along with your daughter, but it’s a good thing you can just restart the game and do a play-through with a new character that isn’t a total dick. Until then, enjoy Elias’ journal.




<div style=“color:red;”>Trigger Warning: Elias is a total piece of shit and a cereal rapist. This is 100% pure smut with a few inside jokes for Skyrim fans. You’ve been warned.</div>  
<div style="color:red; font-size:15px;">'''Trigger Warning:''' Elias is a total piece of shit and a cereal rapist. This is 100% pure smut with a few inside jokes for Skyrim fans. You’ve been warned.</div>
 


Elias is too busy raping virgins to remember the date.  
Elias is too busy raping virgins to remember the date.  


''If anyone for some weird reason is bored and wants to write one of these, go for it.''


*<big>4E 201</big>
*<big>4E 201</big>
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**[[JoS/Elias/4th Journal - Seducing Sissel| 4th Journal - Seducing Sissel (really sorry for this one)]]
**[[JoS/Elias/4th Journal - Seducing Sissel| 4th Journal - Seducing Sissel (really sorry for this one)]]
**[[JoS/Elias/5th Journal - Orphanage or Brothel? Is there really a difference?| 5th Journal - Orphanage or Brothel? Is there really a difference?]]
**[[JoS/Elias/5th Journal - Orphanage or Brothel? Is there really a difference?| 5th Journal - Orphanage or Brothel? Is there really a difference?]]
**[[JoS/Elias/6th Journal - Keeping an Orphan Warm| 6th Journal -Keeping an Orphan Warm]]
**[[JoS/Elias/7th Journal - The Jarl's Got a Daughter| 7th Journal -The Jarl's Got a Daughter]]
**[[JoS/Elias/8th Journal - No, Camilla is Mine!| 8th Journal - No, Camilla is Mine!]]
**[[JoS/Elias/9th Journal - How About the Sybil of Suck My Dick!?| 9th Journal - How About the Sybil of Suck My Dick!?]]
**[[JoS/Elias/10th Journal - The End: Becoming An Orc's Bitch Boy in Cidhna Mine | 10th Journal - The End: Becoming An Orc's Bitch Boy in Cidhna Mine]]


== ELIAS' PROFILE ==
== ELIAS' PROFILE ==
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*'''BACKSTORY :''' Elias is the man your parents warned you about as a child. After getting caught raping a little girl, he is taken to Helgen to be executed. He manages to narrowly escape his fate when a dragon attacks just before he's about to get his head lobbed off. He makes his way to the town of Whiterun to warn the Jarl about the dragon attack. After doing so and helping the Jarl's mage research why the dragons started attacking, the dragon returns. He defeats the dragon with the help of the guards in the City of Whiterun and absorbs the dragon's soul. As it turns out, Elias is a Dragonborn; a noble warrior and dragon-slayer here to save the world--or so the stories would have you believe. Elias' real interest however, is using his new-found fame and influence to seduce young mothers and defile little girls. After all, who could resist sending their young child off to travel the world and learn the ways of the voice from the one and only Dragonborn!? A once in a lifetime opportunity to be sure. Hide your wife, your daughter, and probably your son too. Elias is nothing like the mighty and fearless Dragonborn you've heard about in many a song. He's determined to make good use of this new lease on life, taking advantage of little girls and boys wherever he can.
*'''BACKSTORY :''' Elias is the man your parents warned you about as a child. After getting caught raping a little girl, he is taken to Helgen to be executed. He manages to narrowly escape his fate when a dragon attacks just before he's about to get his head lobbed off. He makes his way to the town of Whiterun to warn the Jarl about the dragon attack. After doing so and helping the Jarl's mage research why the dragons started attacking, the dragon returns. He defeats the dragon with the help of the guards in the City of Whiterun and absorbs the dragon's soul. As it turns out, Elias is a Dragonborn; a noble warrior and dragon-slayer here to save the world--or so the stories would have you believe. Elias' real interest however, is using his new-found fame and influence to seduce young mothers and defile little girls. After all, who could resist sending their young child off to travel the world and learn the ways of the voice from the one and only Dragonborn!? A once in a lifetime opportunity to be sure. Hide your wife, your daughter, and probably your son too. Elias is nothing like the mighty and fearless Dragonborn you've heard about in many a song. He's determined to make good use of this new lease on life, taking advantage of little girls and boys wherever he can.
*'''SEXUAL EXPERIENCE :''' Your daughter isn't his first and is unlikely to be his last.
*'''SEXUAL EXPERIENCE :''' Your daughter isn't his first and is unlikely to be his last.
*'''COMABT SKILLS :''' Stealth and Archery because let's be real, I've played every Elder Scrolls play-through ever as an archer and I'm probably not going to stop now. I think I started out as a Mage in Oblivion once, but that didn't last long.
*'''COMABT SKILLS :''' Holding your daughter down while he's fucking her
*'''HERITAGE :'''  He was born in the Imperial City, but his parents moved to Burma when he was young. While his parents were both Imperials, growing up around so many Nords made  him feel more at home in Burma and further North in Skyrim. His father was a merchant, dealing in specialty artifacts and therefore, would travel frequently around Cyrodill and occasionally into Skyrim. When he was old enough, Elias would often travel with him.
*'''HERITAGE :'''  He was born in the Imperial City, but his parents moved to Burma when he was young. While his parents were both Imperials, growing up around so many Nords made  him feel more at home in Burma and further North in Skyrim. His father was a merchant, dealing in specialty artifacts and therefore, would travel frequently around Cyrodill and occasionally into Skyrim. When he was old enough, Elias would often travel with him. That was before his father got himself raped and killed by Bandits. Elias wasn’t with him and when word got back, he went out to get revenge. Instead, he ended up joining the group of bandits when he found they had a cute slave he wanted to fuck.
*'''OTHER SKILLS :''' Seducing underage girls and sometimes boys. Gaining the unwavering trust of unsuspecting parents. There's probably some other skills too, but those are the only important ones.
*'''OTHER SKILLS :''' Seducing underage girls and sometimes boys. Gaining the unwavering trust of unsuspecting parents. There are probably some other skills too, but those are the only important ones.
*'''POLITICS :'''  Largely uninterested unless having one will help him gain your trust so that he can have some alone time with your daughter.
*'''POLITICS :'''  Largely uninterested unless having an opinion will help him gain your trust so that he can have some alone time with your daughter.
*'''RELIGION :'''  Elias is into any religion that will get him some alone time with your young son or daughter.
*'''RELIGION :'''  Elias is into any religion that will get him some alone time with your young son or daughter. He is not above pretending to be a priest in said religion to accomplish this.  


[[Category:Journals of Skyrim]] [[Category:Journals of Skyrim/Elias]]
[[Category:Journals of Skyrim]] [[Category:Journals of Skyrim/Elias]]

Latest revision as of 16:23, 27 June 2023

Finally, the Dragonborn has come to save the world! Too bad this Dragonborn is a total piece of shit. Elias would rather use his influence to rape and plunder all of Tamriel without consequences than risk his life fighting dragons. Skyrim may be fucked right along with your daughter, but it’s a good thing you can just restart the game and do a play-through with a new character that isn’t a total dick. Until then, enjoy Elias’ journal.


Trigger Warning: Elias is a total piece of shit and a cereal rapist. This is 100% pure smut with a few inside jokes for Skyrim fans. You’ve been warned.

Elias is too busy raping virgins to remember the date.

If anyone for some weird reason is bored and wants to write one of these, go for it.


ELIAS' PROFILE

  • AGE : 20
  • SEX : Male
  • RACE : Imperial
  • HEIGHT : 177cm
  • WEIGHT : 68kg
  • HOMETOWN : Bruma, former member of a group of Bandits in Falkreath Hold
  • BIRTHDAY : Evening Star, 22nd
  • BACKSTORY : Elias is the man your parents warned you about as a child. After getting caught raping a little girl, he is taken to Helgen to be executed. He manages to narrowly escape his fate when a dragon attacks just before he's about to get his head lobbed off. He makes his way to the town of Whiterun to warn the Jarl about the dragon attack. After doing so and helping the Jarl's mage research why the dragons started attacking, the dragon returns. He defeats the dragon with the help of the guards in the City of Whiterun and absorbs the dragon's soul. As it turns out, Elias is a Dragonborn; a noble warrior and dragon-slayer here to save the world--or so the stories would have you believe. Elias' real interest however, is using his new-found fame and influence to seduce young mothers and defile little girls. After all, who could resist sending their young child off to travel the world and learn the ways of the voice from the one and only Dragonborn!? A once in a lifetime opportunity to be sure. Hide your wife, your daughter, and probably your son too. Elias is nothing like the mighty and fearless Dragonborn you've heard about in many a song. He's determined to make good use of this new lease on life, taking advantage of little girls and boys wherever he can.
  • SEXUAL EXPERIENCE : Your daughter isn't his first and is unlikely to be his last.
  • COMABT SKILLS : Holding your daughter down while he's fucking her
  • HERITAGE : He was born in the Imperial City, but his parents moved to Burma when he was young. While his parents were both Imperials, growing up around so many Nords made him feel more at home in Burma and further North in Skyrim. His father was a merchant, dealing in specialty artifacts and therefore, would travel frequently around Cyrodill and occasionally into Skyrim. When he was old enough, Elias would often travel with him. That was before his father got himself raped and killed by Bandits. Elias wasn’t with him and when word got back, he went out to get revenge. Instead, he ended up joining the group of bandits when he found they had a cute slave he wanted to fuck.
  • OTHER SKILLS : Seducing underage girls and sometimes boys. Gaining the unwavering trust of unsuspecting parents. There are probably some other skills too, but those are the only important ones.
  • POLITICS : Largely uninterested unless having an opinion will help him gain your trust so that he can have some alone time with your daughter.
  • RELIGION : Elias is into any religion that will get him some alone time with your young son or daughter. He is not above pretending to be a priest in said religion to accomplish this.
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