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== Continuity ==
== Continuity ==
Events which will happen unless Justice does something to change them. Of course, he can't change things like the weather, so some of these will always happen.
These are events which will happen unless Justice does something to change them. Of course, he can't change things like the weather, so some of these will always happen.


=== Day 1 ===
{| class="wikitable"
Arrive at camp
|-
! scope="row"| Day 1
| Arrive at camp
|-
! scope="row"| Day 2
|
|-
! scope="row"| Day 3
|May loses her panties in the river; Asha gets sick
|-
! scope="row"| Day 4
|Evening rainstorm
|-
! scope="row"| Day 5
|Family hike; Auntie Grace has lost her swimsuit, so she chooses to skinny dip
|-
! scope="row"| Day 6
|Family beach day
|-
! scope="row"| Day 7
|Go home
|}


=== Day 2 ===
== Characters ==


=== Day 3 ===
-- WIP --
Cousin Mary loses her panties in the river
Reformatting


Asha gets sick
=== Households ===


=== Day 4 ===
Evening rainstorm
=== Day 5 ===
Auntie Grace has lost her swimsuit, so she chooses to skinny dip
Family hike
=== Day 6 ===
Family beach day
=== Day 7 ===
Go home
== Characters ==
When listing parents, list the one who married in second.
=== Children ===


{| class="wikitable"
|+ <span style="font-size:125%">Your Family</span>
|-
! Children !! Parents
|-
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName=Justice
|nickname=Jay
|briefDescription=Main character of the story ('''You''')
|familyName=
|gender=Male
|age=13
|description=Main character of the story ('''You''')
* In his head a lot
* A bit shallow
* Trying too hard to be cool after hitting puberty
* Still young and inexperienced
* Not too full of himself
}}
||
{{Offline/Character Sheet
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName=Justice (You)
|givenName= Dad
|familyName=
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Good old dad
|gender=Male
|gender=Male
|age=? Years
|age=
|parents=Dad and Mom
|parents=
|siblings=Emma
|siblings=
|description=Main character (You)
|description=Good old dad
* Pretends he's more outdoorsy than he is
* Likes to claim he rarely drinks
* Very close with his siblings
* Tries to keep his wife happy but takes the kids' side more
}}
}}
 
|-
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName=Emma
|givenName=Emma
|familyName=
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Your annoying sister
|gender=Female
|gender=Female
|age=? Years
|age=9
|parents=Dad and Mom
|parents=Dad and Mom
|siblings=Justice (You)
|siblings=Justice (You)
|description=Your annoying sister
* Open to suggestion when having fun
* Very talkative (almost no filter)
* 9 going on 13, but looks squarely 9
* Easily riled up, quick to lose composure when hyper
* Best friends with cousin Asha
* Brought her "pets" (bags of slime) to camp
}}
||
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName=Mom
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Loves to get in the way
|gender=Female
|age=
|parents=
|siblings=
|description=Loves to get in the way
* Inserts ideas into your plans (aka ruins your life)
* Loves to chat and gossip
* Expects her side of the family to impress
* Quick to give in/give up once assured
}}
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+ <span style="font-size:125%">Mom's Sister</span>
|-
! Children !! Parents
|-
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName=Nicole
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Nerdy preteen, at first glance anyway
|gender=Female
|age=Around Justice's age (12)
|parents=
|siblings=
|description=Acts as boring as she looks most of the time
* Quiet, glasses, head-in-a-book nerd
* Sexually repressed, wants a boyfriend
* Really (really) enjoys dancing
* Brought a striking custom designed one-piece from her college sister
}}
||
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName= Aunt Mary
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Your mom's sister, although you've rarely met
|gender=Female
|age=
|parents=
|siblings=
|children=
|children=
|description=
|spouse=Divorced
|description=Your mom's sister, although you've rarely met
* A bit overbearing (like your own mother)
* Easily charmed
* Her husband divorced and left after Nicole was born
}}
}}
|-
|
<span style="font-size:115%">'''Winona'''</span> (not present)<br>
Away at college, studying fashion
||
|}


{| class="wikitable"
|+ <span style="font-size:125%">Dad's Brother</span>
|-
! Children !! Parents
|-
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName=Nicole
|givenName=Asha
|familyName=
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Curvy little almost sister
|gender=Female
|gender=Female
|age=? Years
|age=Close to Emma's age
|parents=? and Aunt Mary (I think it is mentioned Aunt Mary married in, right?)
|parents=Aunt Becky
|siblings=None
|siblings=None
|children=
|description=Emma's best (camp) friend
|description=
* Almost as annoying as your sister given how often you have to see her
* Previously stayed over for sleepovers with Emma, and vice-versa
* Selectively shy and Emma loves to push her, embarrass her
}}
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName=Aunt Becky
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Does she not know how hot she is?!?
|gender=Female
|age=
|parents=
|siblings=
|children=Asha
|spouse=
|description=You wish you could thank your Uncle Tom more often for marrying this woman
* Olive-skinned Amazonian goddess
* Originally from Brazil
* Effortlessly sexy all the time
* You've had a crush on her forever
* Your families meet up, go on vacation
}}
}}
|-
|
||
<span style="font-size:115%">'''Uncle Tom'''</span> (not present)<br>Dad's brother; travels lots for work
|}


{| class="wikitable"
|+ <span style="font-size:125%">Cool Older Cousin</span>
|-
! Cool Cousin !! His Girlfriend
|-
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName=Jet
|givenName=Jet
|familyName=
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Older cousin that you wish you could be like
|gender=Male
|gender=Male
|age=? Years
|age=17-ish, definitely older than you, well into high school
|parents=
|parents=
|siblings=None
|siblings=
|children=
|description=Older cousin that you wish you could be like
|description=
* Cool, cocky, but not that clever (as if he needs to be)
* Nearly as talkative as his girlfriend
* Allowed to drink with the adults
* Protective of little cousins (or likes to think he is)
* ''Not known: Well endowed, sexually daring (and flexible)''
}}
}}
 
||
{{Offline/Character Sheet
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName=Hannah
|givenName=Hannah
|familyName=(Not Related)
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Aggressively friendly and frequently flirty
|gender=Female
|gender=Female
|age=? Years
|age=Highschooler (so she says)
|parents=Not at camp
|parents=
|siblings=Not at camp
|siblings=
|children=
|description=Aggressively friendly and frequently flirty
|description=Jet's Girlfriend
* Wants everyone to like her
* Willing to suck <s>off</s> up to everyone
* Very talkative, compulsive liar
* Likes to make Jet jealous
}}
}}
|}


{| class="wikitable"
|+ <span style="font-size:125%">Mom's Half Brother and his Brats</span>
|-
! Children !! Parents
|-
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName=Asha
|givenName=Brayden
|familyName=
|familyName=
|gender=Female
|briefDescription=Kid is 10 going on 7
|age=? Years
|nickname=Bray
|parents= ? and Aunt Becky
|gender=Male
|siblings=None
|age="11 next year"
|children=
|parents=
|description=Emma's best (camp) friend
|siblings=
|description=
* Extremely immature, physically and emotionally
* Built like his sister, but hung like a middle schooler
* Thinks Justice is cool
* Tends to get into trouble with Wade
* Rivalry with Beth despite them being very close siblings
}}
}}
 
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName= Brayden
|givenName= Uncle Mike
|familyName=
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Always willing to cut you some slack
|gender=Male
|gender=Male
|age=? Years
|age=
|parents=
|parents=
|siblings=Beth
|siblings=Auntie Grace (step sis)
|children=
|children=
|description=
|spouse=
|description=Always willing to cut you some slack
* Super easy going and funny
* Okay dad, but frankly not great
* You remember him better than his kids
* Unimpressive resume, but "you should have seen him when..."
* Gets weirdly playful with step-sister Auntie Grace
}}
}}
 
|-
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName= Beth
|givenName=Bethany
|familyName=
|familyName=
|briefDescription=At least she's not your sister
|nickname=Beth
|gender=Female
|gender=Female
|age=? Years
|age=8
|parents=
|parents=
|siblings=Brayden
|siblings=Brayden
|children=
|description=
|description=
* Carefree about most things
* Can get along with anyone
* Slight trailer-trash vibe
* Likes to ham things up for a laugh
* Big rivalry with her brother, razzes about everything, though they play together well
}}
}}
|}


{| class="wikitable"
|+ <span style="font-size:125%">Dad's Sister</span>
|-
! Children !! Parents
|-
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName=Yulia
|givenName=Yulia
|familyName=
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Pretty little thing, and equally shy
|gender=Female
|gender=Female
|age=? Years
|age=7
|parents=
|parents=
|siblings=May
|siblings=May
|description=Pretty little thing, and equally shy
* Not born here but you'd never know
* Eastern European (her dad's side) blondie with angular features
* Named after her grandma
* Anxious, shy, nervous to meet extended family
* Mischievous when given the chance
}}
||
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName= Aunt Debbie
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Nice, you guess, but meh
|gender=Female
|age=
|parents=
|siblings=
|children=
|children=
|description=
|spouse=
|description=Nice, you guess, but meh
* Opinionated, book smart, but ineffectual
* Accidentally started a family while studying abroad
* Not afraid to bear some skin to get a nice tan
* Seems nice, though Uncle Mike made a "mail order bride" joke that got him in trouble on the trip in
}}
}}
 
|-
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName=May
|givenName=May
|familyName=
|familyName=
|briefDescription=As cute as she looks
|gender=Female
|gender=Female
|age=? Years
|age=Around 6
|parents=
|parents=
|siblings=Yulia
|siblings=Yulia
|children=
|description=
|description=
* Blondie like her sister but softer rounder features
* Fickle, changes her mind a lot
* Relies on and looks up to her sister
* Will glom onto anyone that pays attention to her
}}
}}
||
<span style="font-size:115%">'''Uncle Andrey'''</span> (not present)<br>Dad says it's good he was called away; something about stoli?
|}


=== Adults ===


{| class="wikitable"
|+ <span style="font-size:125%">Dad's Brother</span>
|-
! Children !! Parents
|-
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName= Lizzy
|familyName=
|briefDescription=
|gender=Female
|age=In College
|parents=
|siblings=
|description=
* You grew up with her around, but not really
* Being an adult you hardly consider her a cousin
* She's closer with Jet than anyone
* Super practical, not ashamed about her body
* Willing to sunbathe with Auntie Grace
}}
||
{{Offline/Character Sheet
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName= Uncle Dave
|givenName= Uncle Dave
|familyName=
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Everyone's Uncle Dave
|gender=Male
|gender=Male
|age=? Years
|age=
|parents=
|parents=
|siblings=
|siblings=
|children=
|children=
|description=Organizer of the trip.
|spouse=
|description=Everyone's Uncle Dave
* Organizer of the trip, makes things happen
* Loves to take out his guitar
* Wants everyone to enjoy themselves
}}
}}
 
|-
|
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName= Auntie Grace
|givenName= Aunt Clara
|familyName=
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Proof that your mom sucks
|gender=Female
|gender=Female
|age=? Years
|age=
|parents=
|parents=
|siblings= Uncle Mike (step brother)
|siblings=
|children=
|children=
|description=De facto lifeguard. Enjoys swimming enough losing her swimsuit won't keep her out of the water.
|spouse=
|description=Truly the nicest aunt
* As helpful as Uncle Dave
* Willing to accommodate anyone
* Enlightened sensibilities
* She a mutant though, as her siblings seem pretty "normal"
}}
}}
|}


{| class="wikitable"
|+ <span style="font-size:125%">Aunt Clara's Relatives</span>
|-
! Children !! Parents
|-
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName= Aunt Mary
|givenName= Wade
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Oh great, it's Weird Wade
|gender=Male
|age=Close to your age
|parents=Uncle Willy
|siblings=
|description=Weird kid
* Nearly as immature as Brayden
* Brought their dog camping
* Keeps to himself, gets into trouble when he doesn't
* Maybe he's on the spectrum or something
}}
||
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName=Uncle Willy
|familyName=
|familyName=
|gender=Female
|briefDescription=Who's this guy? Ah, Aunt Clara's brother.
|age=? Years
|gender=Male
|age=
|parents=
|parents=
|siblings=
|siblings=
|children=Nicole
|children=Wade, Gem, Rocky
|description=
|spouse=
|description=Kind of a hokey, simple dude
* Overshares, sometimes on purpose
* Most outdoorsy but least helpful
* Here for the beer
}}
|-
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName= Gem
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Another one? How many kids are here anyway?
|gender=Female
|age=5
|parents=Uncle Willy, Aunt Sarabell
|siblings=Rocky
|description=Just another kid
* Sticks close to mom and Rocky
* Still wearing pullups
* Opens her mom's shirt when she wants a snack
}}
}}


||
{{Offline/Character Sheet
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName= Aunt Becky
|givenName= Aunt Sarabell
|familyName=
|familyName=
|briefDescription=The nicest trashy
|gender=Female
|gender=Female
|age=? Years
|age=
|parents=
|parents=
|siblings=
|siblings=
|children=Asha
|children=Gem, Rocky
|description=
|spouse=Uncle Willy
|description=She seems really nice, buuut
* Wade's step mom
* Overly attached to her own children
* Still breastfeeds her 5 year old
* Doesn't care about Wade
}}
|-
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName=Rocky
|familyName=
|briefDescription=Too little to do anything
|gender=Male
|age=Maybe 2
|parents=Uncle Willy, Aunt Sarabell
|siblings=
|description=Keeps his mom locked down
* Perfect little angel
* Cries the other half the time
* Holds his mom hostage in a cabin
}}
}}


||
|}
=== Singles (Unknown Households) ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Adults
|-
|
{{Offline/Character Sheet
{{Offline/Character Sheet
|givenName= Uncle Dave
|givenName= Auntie Grace
|familyName=
|familyName=
|gender=Male
|briefDescription=Quirky and then some
|age=? Years
|gender=Female
|age=Youngest of the Aunts and Uncles
|parents=
|parents=
|siblings=Auntie Grace (step sister)
|siblings=Uncle Mike (step bro)
|children=
|children=None
|description=Gets weirdly playful one night with step-sister Auntie Grace.
|spouse=
|description=Quirky and then some
* Lacks boundaries and shrugs etiquette
* De facto lifeguard since she's practically a fish
* Losing her swimsuit won't keep her out of the water
* Not a fan of tan lines
}}
}}
|-
|
|}
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Latest revision as of 14:55, 12 January 2023

Continuity

These are events which will happen unless Justice does something to change them. Of course, he can't change things like the weather, so some of these will always happen.

Day 1 Arrive at camp
Day 2
Day 3 May loses her panties in the river; Asha gets sick
Day 4 Evening rainstorm
Day 5 Family hike; Auntie Grace has lost her swimsuit, so she chooses to skinny dip
Day 6 Family beach day
Day 7 Go home

Characters

-- WIP -- Reformatting

Households

Your Family
Children Parents

Justice (aka Jay)
Main character of the story (You)

Justice (Jay)
Gender Male
Age 13
Parents {{{parents}}}
Siblings {{{siblings}}}
Children {{{children}}}
Spouse {{{spouse}}}
Description Main character of the story (You)
  • In his head a lot
  • A bit shallow
  • Trying too hard to be cool after hitting puberty
  • Still young and inexperienced
  • Not too full of himself

Dad
Good old dad

Dad
Gender Male
Age
Parents
Siblings
Children {{{children}}}
Spouse {{{spouse}}}
Description Good old dad
  • Pretends he's more outdoorsy than he is
  • Likes to claim he rarely drinks
  • Very close with his siblings
  • Tries to keep his wife happy but takes the kids' side more

Emma
Your annoying sister

Emma
Gender Female
Age 9
Parents Dad and Mom
Siblings Justice (You)
Children {{{children}}}
Spouse {{{spouse}}}
Description Your annoying sister
  • Open to suggestion when having fun
  • Very talkative (almost no filter)
  • 9 going on 13, but looks squarely 9
  • Easily riled up, quick to lose composure when hyper
  • Best friends with cousin Asha
  • Brought her "pets" (bags of slime) to camp

Mom
Loves to get in the way

Mom
Gender Female
Age
Parents
Siblings
Children {{{children}}}
Spouse {{{spouse}}}
Description Loves to get in the way
  • Inserts ideas into your plans (aka ruins your life)
  • Loves to chat and gossip
  • Expects her side of the family to impress
  • Quick to give in/give up once assured


Mom's Sister
Children Parents

Nicole
Nerdy preteen, at first glance anyway

Nicole
Gender Female
Age Around Justice's age (12)
Parents
Siblings
Children {{{children}}}
Spouse {{{spouse}}}
Description Acts as boring as she looks most of the time
  • Quiet, glasses, head-in-a-book nerd
  • Sexually repressed, wants a boyfriend
  • Really (really) enjoys dancing
  • Brought a striking custom designed one-piece from her college sister

Aunt Mary
Your mom's sister, although you've rarely met

Aunt Mary
Gender Female
Age
Parents
Siblings
Children
Spouse Divorced
Description Your mom's sister, although you've rarely met
  • A bit overbearing (like your own mother)
  • Easily charmed
  • Her husband divorced and left after Nicole was born

Winona (not present)
Away at college, studying fashion


Dad's Brother
Children Parents

Asha
Curvy little almost sister

Asha
Gender Female
Age Close to Emma's age
Parents Aunt Becky
Siblings None
Children {{{children}}}
Spouse {{{spouse}}}
Description Emma's best (camp) friend
  • Almost as annoying as your sister given how often you have to see her
  • Previously stayed over for sleepovers with Emma, and vice-versa
  • Selectively shy and Emma loves to push her, embarrass her

Aunt Becky
Does she not know how hot she is?!?

Aunt Becky
Gender Female
Age
Parents
Siblings
Children Asha
Spouse
Description You wish you could thank your Uncle Tom more often for marrying this woman
  • Olive-skinned Amazonian goddess
  • Originally from Brazil
  • Effortlessly sexy all the time
  • You've had a crush on her forever
  • Your families meet up, go on vacation

Uncle Tom (not present)
Dad's brother; travels lots for work


Cool Older Cousin
Cool Cousin His Girlfriend

Jet
Older cousin that you wish you could be like

Jet
Gender Male
Age 17-ish, definitely older than you, well into high school
Parents
Siblings
Children {{{children}}}
Spouse {{{spouse}}}
Description Older cousin that you wish you could be like
  • Cool, cocky, but not that clever (as if he needs to be)
  • Nearly as talkative as his girlfriend
  • Allowed to drink with the adults
  • Protective of little cousins (or likes to think he is)
  • Not known: Well endowed, sexually daring (and flexible)

Hannah
Aggressively friendly and frequently flirty

Hannah
Gender Female
Age Highschooler (so she says)
Parents
Siblings
Children {{{children}}}
Spouse {{{spouse}}}
Description Aggressively friendly and frequently flirty
  • Wants everyone to like her
  • Willing to suck off up to everyone
  • Very talkative, compulsive liar
  • Likes to make Jet jealous


Mom's Half Brother and his Brats
Children Parents

Brayden (aka Bray)
Kid is 10 going on 7

Brayden (Bray)
Gender Male
Age "11 next year"
Parents
Siblings
Children {{{children}}}
Spouse {{{spouse}}}
Description * Extremely immature, physically and emotionally
  • Built like his sister, but hung like a middle schooler
  • Thinks Justice is cool
  • Tends to get into trouble with Wade
  • Rivalry with Beth despite them being very close siblings

Uncle Mike
Always willing to cut you some slack

Uncle Mike
Gender Male
Age
Parents
Siblings Auntie Grace (step sis)
Children
Spouse
Description Always willing to cut you some slack
  • Super easy going and funny
  • Okay dad, but frankly not great
  • You remember him better than his kids
  • Unimpressive resume, but "you should have seen him when..."
  • Gets weirdly playful with step-sister Auntie Grace

Bethany (aka Beth)
At least she's not your sister

Bethany (Beth)
Gender Female
Age 8
Parents
Siblings Brayden
Children {{{children}}}
Spouse {{{spouse}}}
Description * Carefree about most things
  • Can get along with anyone
  • Slight trailer-trash vibe
  • Likes to ham things up for a laugh
  • Big rivalry with her brother, razzes about everything, though they play together well


Dad's Sister
Children Parents

Yulia
Pretty little thing, and equally shy

Yulia
Gender Female
Age 7
Parents
Siblings May
Children {{{children}}}
Spouse {{{spouse}}}
Description Pretty little thing, and equally shy
  • Not born here but you'd never know
  • Eastern European (her dad's side) blondie with angular features
  • Named after her grandma
  • Anxious, shy, nervous to meet extended family
  • Mischievous when given the chance

Aunt Debbie
Nice, you guess, but meh

Aunt Debbie
Gender Female
Age
Parents
Siblings
Children
Spouse
Description Nice, you guess, but meh
  • Opinionated, book smart, but ineffectual
  • Accidentally started a family while studying abroad
  • Not afraid to bear some skin to get a nice tan
  • Seems nice, though Uncle Mike made a "mail order bride" joke that got him in trouble on the trip in

May
As cute as she looks

May
Gender Female
Age Around 6
Parents
Siblings Yulia
Children {{{children}}}
Spouse {{{spouse}}}
Description * Blondie like her sister but softer rounder features
  • Fickle, changes her mind a lot
  • Relies on and looks up to her sister
  • Will glom onto anyone that pays attention to her

Uncle Andrey (not present)
Dad says it's good he was called away; something about stoli?


Dad's Brother
Children Parents

Lizzy

Lizzy
Gender Female
Age In College
Parents
Siblings
Children {{{children}}}
Spouse {{{spouse}}}
Description * You grew up with her around, but not really
  • Being an adult you hardly consider her a cousin
  • She's closer with Jet than anyone
  • Super practical, not ashamed about her body
  • Willing to sunbathe with Auntie Grace

Uncle Dave
Everyone's Uncle Dave

Uncle Dave
Gender Male
Age
Parents
Siblings
Children
Spouse
Description Everyone's Uncle Dave
  • Organizer of the trip, makes things happen
  • Loves to take out his guitar
  • Wants everyone to enjoy themselves

Aunt Clara
Proof that your mom sucks

Aunt Clara
Gender Female
Age
Parents
Siblings
Children
Spouse
Description Truly the nicest aunt
  • As helpful as Uncle Dave
  • Willing to accommodate anyone
  • Enlightened sensibilities
  • She a mutant though, as her siblings seem pretty "normal"


Aunt Clara's Relatives
Children Parents

Wade
Oh great, it's Weird Wade

Wade
Gender Male
Age Close to your age
Parents Uncle Willy
Siblings
Children {{{children}}}
Spouse {{{spouse}}}
Description Weird kid
  • Nearly as immature as Brayden
  • Brought their dog camping
  • Keeps to himself, gets into trouble when he doesn't
  • Maybe he's on the spectrum or something

Uncle Willy
Who's this guy? Ah, Aunt Clara's brother.

Uncle Willy
Gender Male
Age
Parents
Siblings
Children Wade, Gem, Rocky
Spouse
Description Kind of a hokey, simple dude
  • Overshares, sometimes on purpose
  • Most outdoorsy but least helpful
  • Here for the beer

Gem
Another one? How many kids are here anyway?

Gem
Gender Female
Age 5
Parents Uncle Willy, Aunt Sarabell
Siblings Rocky
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Description Just another kid
  • Sticks close to mom and Rocky
  • Still wearing pullups
  • Opens her mom's shirt when she wants a snack

Aunt Sarabell
The nicest trashy

Aunt Sarabell
Gender Female
Age
Parents
Siblings
Children Gem, Rocky
Spouse Uncle Willy
Description She seems really nice, buuut
  • Wade's step mom
  • Overly attached to her own children
  • Still breastfeeds her 5 year old
  • Doesn't care about Wade

Rocky
Too little to do anything

Rocky
Gender Male
Age Maybe 2
Parents Uncle Willy, Aunt Sarabell
Siblings
Children {{{children}}}
Spouse {{{spouse}}}
Description Keeps his mom locked down
  • Perfect little angel
  • Cries the other half the time
  • Holds his mom hostage in a cabin


Singles (Unknown Households)

Adults

Auntie Grace
Quirky and then some

Auntie Grace
Gender Female
Age Youngest of the Aunts and Uncles
Parents
Siblings Uncle Mike (step bro)
Children None
Spouse
Description Quirky and then some
  • Lacks boundaries and shrugs etiquette
  • De facto lifeguard since she's practically a fish
  • Losing her swimsuit won't keep her out of the water
  • Not a fan of tan lines