Sexy Fun Times/Neighbour/Play/Porn

"Yes I have cable. Do you want to find a film," you ask.

The girls look at each other and giggle. You shrug and pass them the remote. As they flick through channels, you notice one difference - Lolita is wearing pink panties, and Dolores chose white. They stop clicking when they get to the "adult" channels. "What's the pass code," Dolly asks.

It will be ten years at least before these two can legally watch porn, but they are clearly not ignorant or innocent. You tell them the code and they look at the selection on offer. Of course, it defaults to your own last selection - "Family Fun".

The girls move closer together and you hear a whisper. "We know what he likes then."

Then Lo pipes up. "These actors are all old," she says.

You shrug. "They have to be over eighteen to be in the film."

"Uncle Jim's got some videos with kids like us," Dolly says.

"So have I," you think. But should you admit it?

"Do you like watching videos like that," you ask. They both nod vehemently. You go over to the bookshelf and take down a book "Accounting For Dummies".

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