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Latest revision as of 04:16, 24 October 2015
A movie would be just the thing. You've been meaning to see that new action movie anyway. And you have an ongoing account with the movie theater, so you don't even need to pay to get in.
You bask in the cool morning breeze as you walk to the movie theater, getting many many cat calls and pictures of you taken as you nonchalantly go about your business. The thought of being seen like this makes you very very wet.
At last you arrive at the movie theater, walking through the parking lot past a gaping pair of parents and their two small children with a smile and a small wave.
You march right up to the ticket booth and proudly thrust your impressive chest out.
"One ticket for the action movie please. Put it on account #432."
The gaping male ticket attendant regains his senses.
"Um, miss I'm sorry. I can't let you in um... dressed like that."
Drat. You pout at the embarrassed man.
Now what?
Offer to perform a sexy dance if he lets you in
Bluff him. Say you're wearing a highly realistic costume to celebrate the new movie