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* '''Weight:''' 335 lbs. | * '''Weight:''' 335 lbs. | ||
* '''Measurements:''' 66/55/66 | * '''Measurements:''' 66/55/66 | ||
* '''Hair:''' Snow | * '''Hair:''' Snow white | ||
* '''Eyes:''' Red | * '''Eyes:''' Red | ||
* '''Skin:''' Average Caucasian | * '''Skin:''' Average Caucasian | ||
Revision as of 15:11, 30 November 2018
Codename: Santa
Incident Report
- Case Agent: Gentry August
- Time of Incident: 01 December 2017.
- Location of Incident: Indianapolis, Indiana.
- Nature of Incident: The passage of the mantle of Sinterklaas to a new host.
- Classification of Incident: Omega - DO NOT ENGAGE SUBJECT!
Subject
Santa Claus
- Pseudonyms: Randal Allen Page (Host Spirit), Sinterklaas, Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, Wodan, Odin
- Gender: Male
- Age: Unknown (Randal: 85)
- Height: 6'6"
- Weight: 255 lbs.
- Measurements: 44/38/42
- Genitals: 8 3/4" penis 2 1/4" diameter when erect, uncircumcised
- Hair: Snow white
- Eyes: Light blue, magic glass eye in left socket
- Skin: Fair Caucasian
- He is NOT the fat jolly old elf that he is made out to be. He is a powerful entity of good will and giving; but he is no pushover. DO NOT ENGAGE!
Family
Other People of Interest
Krampus
- Pseudonyms: James Nathaniel Brown (Host Body)
- Relation to Subject: Underling
- Gender: Male
- Age: Unknown (James: 46)
- Height: 7'2"
- Weight: 335 lbs.
- Measurements: 66/55/66
- Hair: Snow white
- Eyes: Red
- Skin: Average Caucasian
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