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* '''Weight:''' 666 lbs. | * '''Weight:''' 666 lbs. | ||
* '''Measurements:''' 88/55/66 | * '''Measurements:''' 88/55/66 | ||
* '''Genitals:''' 12" penis 3" diameter when erect. Knotted like a dog (6"). Flared like a horse. Barbed like a cat. | |||
* '''Hair:''' None (Brown Horns) | * '''Hair:''' None (Brown Horns) | ||
* '''Eyes:''' Glowing Yellow | * '''Eyes:''' Glowing Yellow | ||
Revision as of 17:29, 30 November 2018
Codename: Santa
Incident Report
- Case Agent: Gentry August
- Time of Incident: 01 December 2017.
- Location of Incident: Indianapolis, Indiana.
- Nature of Incident: The passage of the mantle of Sinterklaas to a new host.
- Classification of Incident: Omega - DO NOT ENGAGE SUBJECT!
Subject
Santa Claus
- Pseudonyms: Randal Allen Page (Host Spirit), Sinterklaas, Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, Jólnir, Wodan, Odin
- Gender: Male
- Age: Unknown (Randal: 85)
- Height: 6'6"
- Weight: 255 lbs.
- Measurements: 44/38/42
- Genitals: 8 3/4" penis 2 1/4" diameter when erect, uncircumcised
- Hair: Snow white
- Eyes: Light blue, magic glass eye in left socket
- Skin: Fair Caucasian
- He is NOT the fat jolly old elf that he is made out to be.
- He is a powerful entity of good-will and giving; but he is no pushover.
- DO NOT ENGAGE!
Family
Other People of Interest
Krampus
- Pseudonyms: James Nathaniel Brown (Host Body)
- Relation to Subject: Underling
- Gender: Male
- Age: Unknown (James: 46)
- Height: 7'8"
- Weight: 666 lbs.
- Measurements: 88/55/66
- Genitals: 12" penis 3" diameter when erect. Knotted like a dog (6"). Flared like a horse. Barbed like a cat.
- Hair: None (Brown Horns)
- Eyes: Glowing Yellow
- Skin: Spiked Crimson
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