Sexy Fun Times/Woman/No Wood

You push the sheets down and your nightdress has ridden up under your breasts as usual. Further down, your eight inch cock is just begging to be stroked, but you decide to save it for later and roll out of bed. In the bathroom you look critically at your reflection, while waiting for the shower to run hot.

You see a slim figure with short and rather unruly hair. The face is the same one that you have been looking at for 20 odd years; a bit less babyish than it was, but still needing little in the way of cosmetic enhancement. Your eyes are pale blue with long lashes, and the brows above are real, not drawn on. Your main criticism would be your nose, which always looks too large to you, even though others tell you it isn't. Your belly is flat and your 34" tits barely droop.

By the time you get under the shower, your erection has subsided and you empty your bladder as you enjoy the cascading water; you don't use any soap or shampoo. After your shower, you towel your hair dry and brush it into submission, before applying a smear of lip gloss and a brief spray of perfume into your cleavage. Back in the bedroom you slide the wardrobe door back to select what you want to wear today.

• Dress for work
• Dress for shopping and lunch with friends
• Dress to impress