Sexy Fun Times/Laid/Park/Bench Girl/Shower/Lunch

You crack six eggs into a bowl and beat them into a froth, adding a glug of milk along the way. Half a handful of fresh herbs snipped off the plants on your windowsill and a pinch of salt go in to the mix and you put it to one side.

You walk over to the bathroom door and you can hear that the water is still running and is that singing?” You pick up your phone to dial up some music;’’” something instrumental,”’’ you think. You pick the Rodriguez that sounds like background music to a spaghetti Western; then you pour yourself a glass of white wine from the bottle in the fridge and sit down in and armchair with your feet up on the table.

The first concerto is finished and you’re beginning to wonder if you need to go and roust her out when the door opens she comes in wearing one of your towels wrapped around her and tucked in over her small breasts and another twisted around her hair; her feet are bare. In the park, she looked like twelve going on twenty; in your sitting room, fresh out of the bath, she looks more like ten going on twelve.

“Enjoy your shower,” you ask, getting to your feet and heading for the kitchen. She nods and makes as if to follow you, you waive her into the armchair you just vacated. “I’m making omelettes,” you say; “it won’t take a minute.” You give the eggs another whisk while the pan heats up and then you pour half the mixture into the pan, rolling it around to spread it evenly. You warm a plate with some boiling water and when the eggs are cooked, you use a spatula to fold the omelette in half, slide it onto a plate and hand it to the girl with a fork.

The girl looks suspiciously at the food, but you take no notice as you set about cooking your own; by the time you sit down, hers is half gone. When she’s finished, she puts the plate on the table and tucks her feet up in the way that only young girls can, carefully pulling the towel down to make sure you don’t see anything she doesn’t want to you to see.

When you finish your wine, she looks at the glass and pouts. “You’re too young,” you say with a grin.

“I’m old enough to suck cock, I'm old enough to drink wine,” she says with a scowl.

You swallow the last mouthful of egg and give her a glass before refilling your own. “Will there be anything else Madam,” you say as if you’re a waiter.

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