TBaby/The Thatcher Family/Veronica/Second Friday Morning

When you wake up in the morning, you still got that yucky, salty taste in your mouth. You swallowed an awful lot of Jason's goo and you must have burped some back up again. You go into mummy's bedroom, take your pyjamas off and crawl in beside her. She's not asleep and she lifts you up on top of her gives you a kiss.

You see this funny tube thing beside her and when you ask her what it is she tries to hide it and says that it's her toy. "Can I see," you say and you can see that she is not sure, but eventually she hands it over. "It looks like a willy," you say, giggling.

You look closely at it and then, without thinking, you put the end into your mouth and start sucking it. You can see Mummy watching and she looks a bit shocked, so you suck it even harder. "Is that what you did with Jason," she asks, and her voice sounds funny.

You take it out of your mouth and wipe your lips. "Jason squirts yucky stuff," you say, making a face.

She looks at you and frowns. "Is that all you did, just suck it," she says. You shake your head, trying to think what else Jason could have done. Your winkle is feeling itchy, so you put the toy willy down and rub yourself, hoping that maybe Mummy will lick it for you. Instead, she picks up the toy and twists something that makes it start to hum. Then she presses it against your winkle. It feels really weird and you jump back.

Mummy smiles. "Why don't you try for yourself," she says and you can see that she's got her hand down between her legs. When you press it against your winkle it really tickles and you can't help laughing, but then you realise that you're bursting for a wee so you rush into the bathroom, drag the step over and climb up onto the toilet.

Mummy follows you in and when you finished weeing, she takes you into the shower and gives you both a quick wash before getting you both dressed and ready to go out.

• Third Friday