TVR2/Lady Jane/Donkey

You fancied John from the moment you saw him and when you saw the bulge in his trousers, you knew that it was mutual. In spite of that, it was some weeks before he asked you out. "It's only a bunch of college friends," he said.

You felt a bit intimidated by his posh friends and drank rather too much vodka. One of them was trying to get his hand up your skirt when John came to rescue you and you ended up back at his flat. It wasn't long before you discovered why they called him Donkey Dick at school and he seemed surprised that you weren't scared of it.

It wasn't long before he asked you to move in with him, but he said that before you did you needed to know a few things. You knew that some of the people in Chambers called him "Your Lordship", but you'd always assumed that it was a joke because of his posh accent. It turned out that he really was a Lord and not only that he'd inherited a big house and an estate out in the country.

You got married in a Register Office with only a couple of people from Chambers as witnesses and you became "Lady Jane", for real. When you took you to see the house, it was covered in scaffolding and the garden was a muddy mess. He told you that when he inherited it, it wasn't fit to live in and he'd had to sell some overseas properties to pay for all the renovations.

By the time you moved in, you were pregnant with Andrew and you happily gave up work to become a full-time wife and mother. Four years later Jane came along. Her birth was difficult and with John in Town all week, and busy with estate business at weekends, you more or less lost interest in sex.

Talk to John about the children