Sexy Fun Times/Go see the family

You walk up to the door and knock on it. After a little while, it opens and Jamal stands in the doorway. Typical. Brenda at least says hello to you when you meet in the stairwell, but Jamal hasn't ever said a single word to you before. He's a tall guy with blubbery lips and dangerous eyes, and pretty buff to boot if you're willing to overlook his beer belly.

He glares at you, unimpressed, and pulls out a cigarette. "Whatchu want, man?"

• Punch him square in the face
• Ask if he'd like to get a beer
• Ask if Brenda or Brandy are home