Sexy Fun Times

The incessant bleeping of your alarm wakes you from a pleasant dream. Sleepily you swat at your bedside table and hit your clock to finally silence the annoying beeps.

Sitting up you wipe the sleep from your eyes, the covers drop from your bare torso and and pool around your waist. Your morning wood tents it obscenely.

Glancing over at your clock you note that it's 8:30 in the morning. With a deep sigh you look down at your hard-on and contemplate jerking off.

Do you:

• Get dressed and go to work
• Get dressed and go out to get laid
• Invite a previous lover over
• Jerk off
• Ignore everything and go back to sleep

Or perhaps you prefer the company of other males...

• Go find some dick
• Masturbate
• Invite over one of your boy toys
• Remember you need to go to work
• Close your eyes and go back to sleep

Or...

• I’m a woman I don’t have morning wood
• I'm a woman with morning wood

Or...

• I'm a dog