WeeklyWishes/Requests

Rules

All wishes affect all of humanity. A wish to summon a burrito at will means that all humans on earth may now summon burritos at will.

Gendered wishes are possible, but affect every member of that gender.

Killing via wishes is not possible.

Authors may make a request for a future poll up to three weeks beyond the current. Please do not make the same request in consecutive weeks.

Please sign all requests with --~~~~ .

Some niche requests will be ignored or altered to encourage more participation from people who are turned off by them. Particularly scat related wishes.

If you request a wish that wins a poll, your requests for the next week might be moved down an additional week.

You may request non-sexual wishes in the section provided. These pad the polls and are subject to "evil genie" rules if they win. (As long as it seems fun)

You may request an undo wish for any past wish. This will not erase continuity, but if worded correctly may replace a past wish moving forward.

Further rules may be added (and changed) as needed.

Requests

Sixth Poll, Week Seven

- Mental domination of others is possible through a battle of wills. (I thought I'd advertise this one ahead of schedule) --Quiller (talk) 06:15, 28 June 2021 (UTC)

- i wanna know exactly by whom, how and why these wishes are granted --Foalpoots (talk) 15:21, 28 June 2021 (UTC)

Seventh Poll, Week Eight

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In Progress

Fifth Poll, Week Six

- Its now equally likely if a child is pottytrained and also if it farts on orgasm, or not --Diapershota (talk) 23:02, 25 June 2021 (UTC)

I'm invoking rights to ignore this one. Vote on the complete body control for all your scat and watersports needs --Quiller (talk) 06:15, 28 June 2021 (UTC)

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Past Polls

Second Poll, Week Three

prepubertal males fart when they achieve orgasm --Foalpoots (talk) 22:43, 2 June 2021 (UTC)

Third Poll, Week Four

- Humans are born fertile, but still don't develop mature sexual characteristics until puberty. --Elerneron (talk) 11:59, 7 June 2021 (UTC)

- Being pottytrained is not required until you are 11 years old --Foalpoots (talk) 13:32, 7 June 2021 (UTC)

Fourth Poll, Week Five

- Incest is not only accepted, but encouraged. --Elerneron (talk) 03:50, 15 June 2021 (UTC)

Non-sexual Requests

Unused

- I wish I was 25 again. --Elerneron (talk)

- I wish I could read, write, speak and understand every language. --Elerneron (talk)

- I wish I was richer than the richest man in the world. (I see this creating the misconception that most people have about socialism by giving everyone in the world the same amount of money.) --Elerneron (talk)

- I wish fantasy races were real. --Elerneron (talk)

- I wish my every spoken wish was granted. (Probably shouldn't use this without completely hosing it. Giving this to everyone is an Apocalypse starter.) --Elerneron (talk)

- I wish I never had to eat, drink, or sleep again. (The body control one would make this one moot, though.) --Elerneron (talk)

- I wish I had superpowers. --Elerneron (talk)

- I wish I could become invisible at will. --Elerneron (talk)

- I wish I was in a constant state of perfect health. --Elerneron (talk)

- I wish I always knew the correct answer to any question that is asked of me. --Elerneron (talk)

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