Sexy Fun Times/Five/Girl/Breakfast/Car

Just as you are about to knock, you hear a car horn beep.. There is a big car, Daddy calls them Chelsea Tractors, stopped in the street and the driver calls you over. He must have been turning round when you came out. "I'm lost, can you help me," he says.

You are a bit wary at first. "How could anyone be lost - your road doesn't go anywhere."

The man is on your side of the car, so he must have climbed across. He is black but looks quite nice. His hair is grey so he must be pretty old and when you get close your head is about level with his. "Hello, I was looking for the park," he says.

"It's just behind Jenny's house, you say, pointing, "You can walk through the path over there if you want."

"Is there any way of driving round," he says, waving you closer.

You're just about to tell him you don't know, when you see that his willy is sticking up out of his trousers. He catches hold of it and waggles it about. "Did you ever see one of these before," he asks.

• "I never saw a black one"
• Run to Jenny's house