Dirty Talk/Three Brats/Cast

Main Character

I am Emilia Björnquist.

• I am 10 years old.
• I have blond hair and blue eyes.
• My grades are alright, but I could always do better. I like PE the most, and I used to play Tennis before moving. I don't think there's a court here sadly.
• I really don't want to move out of the city. My brother hates the boonies too, but my father says his new job is really important.
• Why are you asking me about sex? Are you trying to sexually harass me? You pervert, maybe I'll call the police. I'm just teasing you.
• Here's my secret photo album. Some of the pictures there are a little embarrassing, but I'll let you see them.
  

Best Friends

Hey, I'm Heidi Ståhlberg.

• I am 10 years old.
• I have brown hair and brown eyes.
• I'm sociable and get along with almost anybody. School's boring, but I'm okay with grades. Math is my best subject.
• Living in countryside isn't bad at all! You just got to have a bit of imagination! Besides, it's only 45 minutes on bullet train to the big city. That's not too bad, is it?
• Oh, so you noticed that, huh... Sure, we can exchange contacts and meet up later if you're interested. There's no need to be shy.
• Here's my secret photo album. If you ask nicely, I may even send you a nude.
  

Hi! My name's Milka Ahlroos.

• I'm ten!
• I have black hair aand rosy eyes!
• I'm loud, boisterous, adventurous and playful, good at sports, terrible at concentrating in class. Most of the teachers hate me for that.
• My mother died when I was young, and my father's rarely home. That's why I live with my grandmother! I help around the store a lot too!
• Ah, yes. I am indeed a promiscuous young woman. Something wrong with that?
• Here's my secret photo album. I think I got a few sexy ones in there as well!
  

The Björnquist Family

I am Ludwig Björnquist.

• I am Emilia's father.
• I am 36 years old.
• I have blond hair and yellow eyes.
• I work for the military with a six-figure yearly salary.
• I moved to Vitsippsdalen together with my family to better provide for them.
• I love my wife unconditionally! She's the best thing to ever happen to me!
  

I am Laura Björnquist.

• I am Emilia's mother.
• I am 34 years old.
• I have blond hair and blue eyes.
• I'm a stay-at-home mother and I like it that way. Our house is big and someone needs to take care of it all.
• Gardening is my favorite thing in the world.
• It's okay to stare, but make no mistake about it, I'm loyal to Ludwig.
  

I am Sven Björnquist.

• I am Emilia's older brother.
• I am 14 years old.
• I have blond hair and blue eyes.
• I'm smart, but unmotivated about school. My parents worry too much about it.
• I wish I could just stay home all day and play videogames. The internet connection is terrible here.
• Girls? I don't know what to say… That's an embarrassing subject… I've never even had a girlfriend before…
  

I'm Gunnar!

• I'm three years old!
• I'm a Rottweiler!
  

The Ståhlberg Family

I am Edward Ståhlberg.

• I am Heidi's father.
• I am 43 years old.
• I have brown hair and brown eyes.
• My family owns a small farm which produces organic meats. It's not much, but we get by. I'm a trained butcher.
• Vitsippsdalen is where I was born and where I will die. It's the only home I'll ever need.
• Me and my wife get along, but the spark is gone. Work and children keep us both busy. Sex isn't part of our weekly life anymore.
  

I am Hulda Ståhlberg.

• I am Heidi's mother.
• I am 41 years old.
• I have brown hair and brown eyes.
• I work at my husband's farm, keep the house in check and keep myself busy with the kids. Work, work, work… Every day's always the same.
• I fear that Edward's not that interested in me anymore. I'm an old woman already.
  

I am Hannu Ståhlberg.

• I am Heidi's older brother, the youngest son.
• I am 11 years old.
• I have brown hair and brown eyes.
• I'm the only kid in my year. Everyone's either one year older or younger than me. How did that happen?
• When I grow up, I'm gonna be a professional football player! I train hard every week to be the very best I can possibly be!
• My friends always tease me for being shy around girls. I'm not shy! I'm just not that interested, okay!?
  

I am Henry Ståhlberg.

• I am Heidi's older brother, the oldest son.
• I am 21 years old.
• I have brown eyes. My black hair color isn't natural.
• I recently moved back to Vitsippsdalen after studying to become a police officer for some years. I work alongside Officer Danny, who serves as my mentor.
• My father always wanted me to take over the farm when I grew up, but I just don't like that work. It's not like his son has to inherit the business anyway; he inherited it from his uncle too.
• I've got some experience with the ladies. Currently, I'm free and single.
  

I am Henna Ståhlberg.

• I am Heidi's older sister.
• I am 18 years old.
• I have brown hair, brown eyes and a light tan.
• I live in the capitol and I'm currently in high school. I'm looking to move on to study medicine in university.
• I was looking forward to moving out, but now that I think of it… I miss my family a little. I visit as often as I can.
• I'm still looking for "the one", but I'm not in a hurry to settle down. I'm still young and got plenty of parties, girls nights out and fun ahead of me!
  

The Ahlroos Family

I am Sanni Ahlroos.

• I am 77 years old.
• I own the "Ahlroos Esoterica" and I'm not looking to retire. My store specializes in confectionery, natural products and medicine, and local handcrafts, which tourists love to buy as souvenirs.
• I know quite a bit about shamanism, old gods and the spirits long forgotten in this era. It's not all just myth and legends, I assure you.
• I used to be quite a maneater back in my youth, equally feared and desired. A promiscuous lifestyle was frowned upon, but it held many advantages all the way from my childhood to my late forties. Oh, what'd I give to be young again…
  

Townsfolk

I am a Daniel, but you can call me Danny.

• I am 49 years old.
• I am the local police officer. It's a quiet village, not a lot of crime going about.
• Kids these days have no respect for authority. Bloody rascals.
  

School and Faculty

I am Alfred.

• I am 39 years old.
• I have dark brown hair and eyes.
• I'm the school gym teacher, coach for the local football juniors as well as the school janitor.
• Bodybuilding is my first passion, educating youngsters is the second.
• I'm unlucky with the ladies, which is why I'm still single.
  

I am Otto Sundin.

• I am 12 years old.
• I have brown hair and red, rosy eyes.
• I have a reputation as "the nice kid" which I don't mind at all!
• My grades are great and I love learning new things and meeting new people.
• I dated a girl once, but she wasn't the one for me. I hope one day I'll find the one.
  

I am Jorn Jensen.

• I am 10 years old.
• I have bright brown hair and eyes.
• Talking about school's boring.
• I'm Hannu's best friend, and his biggest rival. We both share similar dreams, but support opposing rival clubs. It can get a little heated between us sometimes.
• I used to share a class with two girls. Now there's three. They sometimes pick on me because I'm the odd one out. I kinda have a crush on Heidi though.
  

I am Eric Lund.

• I am 12 years old.
• I have blond hair and bright blue eyes.
• I do all right in school. I struggle with math and science, but I like reading which helps me with certain subjects.
• I've never been good with people, but I get along with others. It gets kind of easy when the schools so small and everyone knows everybody.
• Girls used to annoy me for being so loud and shrill, but I'm starting to get a little interested.
  

I am Matias Lund.

• I am 8 years old.
• I have blond hair and blue eyes.
• I've barely started school. It's fun, but hard sometimes.
• There aren't any boys my age in school, but I get to hang out with older kids sometimes. I'm a little shy though, and often the odd one out.
• No, I've never kissed a girl. H-huh? What's secks?
  

Mech and Other

Just a good ol' television.

• I mostly just relay news and weather.
  

I am a family SUV.

• My owner probably had to take a loan to afford me.
  

I am Siri, an AI.

• I may be really handy, but I also have way too many pointless features.