TVR2/Lady Jane/Donkey

You quite fancy John from the moment you saw him and when you saw the bulge in his trousers, you knew that it was mutual. In spite of that, it was some weeks before he asked you out. "It's only a bunch of college friends," he said.

You felt a bit intimidated by his posh friends and drank rather too much vodka. One of them was trying to get his hand up your skirt but John rescues you and you end up back at his flat, still rather worse for wear.

In the morning you wake up alone in a strange bed. It's a big bed and very comfortable and you are somewhat surprised to find that you are still wearing the 'sensible' underwear you had worn the night before. There is a man's dressing gown on a chair and you wrap yourself in it before going in search of a loo. "In there." John points from the kitchen where he seems to be cooking something. You follow the finger and find a palatial bathroom where you use the WC, rub some toothpaste on with a finger and rinse your face.

He has cooked the best bacon you have eaten since you left the farm, accompanied by two fresh eggs. "I'm sorry about last night," you say, meaning the way you crashed in his bed and passed out.

He shrugs. "Not quite the way I intended to get you into my bed," he says with a smile. You compliment him on the bacon. "They send it up from home," he says

It wasn't long before you discovered why they called him Donkey Dick at school and he seemed surprised that you weren't scared of it.

It wasn't long before he asked you to move in with him, but he said that before you did you needed to know a few things. You knew that some of the people in Chambers called him "Your Lordship", but you'd always assumed that it was a joke because of his posh accent. It turned out that he really was a Lord and not only that he'd inherited a big house and an estate out in the country.

You got married in a Register Office with only a couple of people from Chambers as witnesses and you became "Lady Jane", for real. When you took you to see the house, it was covered in scaffolding and the garden was a muddy mess. He told you that when he inherited it, it wasn't fit to live in and he'd had to sell some overseas properties to pay for all the renovations.

By the time you moved in, you were pregnant with Andrew and you happily gave up work to become a full-time wife and mother. Four years later Jane came along. Her birth was difficult and with John in Town all week, and busy with estate business at weekends, you more or less lost interest in sex.

Talk to John about the children