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* '''Pseudonyms:''' James Nathaniel Brown (Host Body) | * '''Pseudonyms:''' James Nathaniel Brown (Host Body) | ||
* '''Relation to Subject:''' Underling | * '''Relation to Subject:''' Underling: Punisher of Naughty Children | ||
* '''Gender:''' Male | * '''Gender:''' Male | ||
* '''Age:''' Unknown (James: 46) | * '''Age:''' Unknown (James: 46) | ||
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* '''Skin:''' Spiked Crimson | * '''Skin:''' Spiked Crimson | ||
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* '''Relation to Subject:''' Underling: Head Elf | |||
* '''Gender:''' Female | |||
* '''Age:''' Unknown, over 1000. Became an elf at 6 | |||
* '''Height:''' 4'0" | |||
* '''Weight:''' 45 lbs. | |||
* '''Measurements:''' 25/22/27 | |||
* '''Hair:''' Golden Blond | |||
* '''Eyes:''' Sapphire Blue | |||
* '''Skin:''' Light Caucasian | |||
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Revision as of 14:11, 1 December 2018
Codename: Santa
Incident Report
- Case Agent: Gentry August
- Time of Incident: 01 December 2017.
- Location of Incident: Indianapolis, Indiana.
- Nature of Incident: The passage of the mantle of Sinterklaas to a new host.
- Classification of Incident: Omega - DO NOT ENGAGE SUBJECT!
Subject
Santa Claus
- Pseudonyms: Randal Allen Paige (Host Spirit), Sinterklaas, Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, Jólnir, Wodan, Odin
- Gender: Male
- Age: Unknown (Randal: 65)
- Height: 6'6"
- Weight: 255 lbs.
- Measurements: 44/38/42
- Genitals: 8 3/4" penis 2 1/4" diameter when erect, uncircumcised
- Hair: Snow white
- Eyes: Light blue, magic glass eye in left socket
- Skin: Fair Caucasian
- He is NOT the fat jolly old elf that he is made out to be.
- He is a powerful entity of good-will and giving; but he is no pushover.
- DO NOT ENGAGE!
Family
Rachael Jane Paige-Brewster
- Relation to Subject: Daughter
- Gender: Female
- Age: 35
- Height: 5'10"
- Weight: 138 lbs.
- Measurements: 35(C)/28/35
- Hair: Black
- Eyes: Cinnamon Brown
- Skin: Medium Caucasian
- Catalog Model.
Sean Yancy Brewster
- Relation to Subject: Son-in-Law
- Gender: Male
- Age: 36
- Height: 6'3"
- Weight: 245 lbs.
- Measurements: 43/38/44
- Genitals: 5 1/2" penis 2" diameter when erect, circumcised
- Hair: Platinum blond
- Eyes: Teal
- Skin: Fair Caucasian
- Artist.
Mckinsey "Kinsey" May Brewster
- Relation to Subject: Granddaughter
- Gender: Female
- Age: 15
- Height: 5'3"
- Weight: 115 lbs.
- Measurements: 33(B)/26/35
- Hair: Brown
- Eyes: Dark Aqua
- Skin: Fair Caucasian
- Sporty.
Jason James Brewster
- Relation to Subject: Grandson
- Gender: Male
- Age: 12
- Height: 4'10"
- Weight: 88 lbs.
- Measurements: 31/26/32
- Genitals: 7" penis 2" diameter when erect, circumcised
- Hair: Brown
- Eyes: Steely Brown
- Skin: Medium Caucasian
- Popular.
Haley Ophelia Brewster
- Relation to Subject: Granddaughter
- Gender: Female
- Age: 6
- Height: 3'10"
- Weight: 44 lbs.
- Measurements: 25/22/27
- Hair: Honey Blond
- Eyes: Golden Brown
- Skin: Fair Caucasian
- Spirited.
Kirk Lloyd Paige
- Relation to Subject: Son
- Gender: Male
- Age: 33
- Height: 6'1"
- Weight: 185 lbs.
- Measurements: 38/32/35
- Genitals: 8 1/4" penis 2" diameter when erect, circumcised
- Hair: Sandy blond
- Eyes: Deep Blue
- Skin: Medium Caucasian
- Engineer.
Brandy North Fields-Paige
- Relation to Subject: Daughter-in-Law
- Gender: Female
- Age: 25
- Height: 5'5"
- Weight: 128 lbs.
- Measurements: 37(DD)/33/39
- Hair: Strawberry Blonde (Coarse-African)
- Eyes: Emerald Green
- Skin: Freckled Light Mocha
- Stay-at-home Mom.
Misty Sarah Paige
- Relation to Subject: Granddaughter
- Gender: Female
- Age: 5
- Height: 3'6"
- Weight: 39 lbs.
- Measurements: 24/21/25
- Hair: Sandy Blond
- Eyes: Chartreuse
- Skin: Fair Caucasian
- Playful.
Other People of Interest
Krampus
- Pseudonyms: James Nathaniel Brown (Host Body)
- Relation to Subject: Underling: Punisher of Naughty Children
- Gender: Male
- Age: Unknown (James: 46)
- Height: 7'8"
- Weight: 666 lbs.
- Measurements: 88/55/66
- Genitals: 12" penis 3" diameter when erect. Knotted like a dog (6"). Flared like a horse. Barbed like a cat.
- Hair: None (Brown Horns)
- Eyes: Glowing Yellow
- Skin: Spiked Crimson
Peppermint Penny