Universe Remote/Ken/dancers/Away/Manual/Carefully Experiment

Intent. That's what you think this remote reads when you press a button. There's a small warning in the manual. You barely noticed it and had to find a magnifying glass to read it. It said

Conflicting thoughtforms during operation may lead to undesired effects.

This likely means that you must maintain laser focus while using the remote until it adapts to you and is better able to filter out your intrusive thoughts.

This may be an issue. All you can really think about right now are the teeny dancers next door. Although, this might be an opportunity instead. The thought occurs to you, what else except sex can a male focus on with their whole being?

There's a button on the top of the remote that sort of looks like a picture in picture symbol... It could be a chain, or if you squint just right it's the universal send to screen icon.

Well, you do want to see inside that dance studio pretty badly. You think you have enough focus to test the button. You lift the remote, look at the wall between your shop and the studio, aim the remote at the TV and press the button.

Yeah, that's picture in picture mode. Except it's not on the TV, it's plastered on the wall. or maybe the wall is now invisible? you can't quite tell but you have a wonderful view of a class of dancers. There are 10 of them counting the instructor. The girls all look to be tweens and the instructor looks like she's in her early 20s. The girls are all wearing black leotards with silver sparkles in kind of a seven shaped pattern on their chest and little miniskirts that flair our when they twirl around. The sleaves are part of the leotard and are black but the leggings are a nice pure white with little black dance shoes.

The goal is to test things carefully here so before touching the remote again you walk from behind the counter and up to the wall. This isn't just an excuse to ogle the girls from a closer distance, no you need to check to see if they react to you or if it's just an image projected onto the wall.

You touch the wall. It seems to still be there, a tentative knock brings no response from the girls on the other side.

You watch for a little while as the girls stop dancing. One girl walks up to the wall. She's short but has some nice breast buds forming. Wild, bushy brown hair that's tied back behind her head with a single band. she has a cute nose on her innocent face. you stair right into her blue eyes as she walks up to the wall, bends down and picks up a water bottle. She stands up and turns toward the rest of the class. She calls out something to one of the other girls. She has the cutest little bubble butt under that thin skirt. Eventually, she turns back and squats down to put her water back. You really wish that these leotards weren't neck high. you would love a little downblouse action here.

After the girl goes back to the floor you walk back behind the counter and pick up the remote. There's one quick test that must be made. You press the "picture in picture" button while looking at the countertop and focusing on the dance studio.

Sure enough, the picture moves from the wall to the countertop. With another button press, you return it to the wall.

What do you do

• Attempt to change the dancers' uniforms.
• Turn up the volume so you can hear what's going on.
• Just relax and enjoy the show.