Pedo Paradise/Male pedophile

Ah, so you're a male pedophile? That's great to hear. Now, without further ado, let's get on with the story!

You wake up in the morning, and glance at your still blaring alarm. With a button press, the alarm is silenced. You look out your window, and see a ray of sunshine coming through the panes of glass. Today is a picture perfect day.

Time to spend it doing your favorite habit.

You get out of bed, and begin getting dressed. You decide not to wait any longer, as you...

• Need to get to your elementary school. You are the principal, after all
• Have to get to the daycare you work at.
• Want to drive around to try to find some kids
• Decide to go to the park. Maybe you can find a lost little child, all alone.