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The | "Wake up David... WAKE UP DAVID" | ||
The insistent voice of your alarm wakes you from a pleasant dream. Sleepily swatting at your bedside table you finally silence her. | |||
Sitting up you wipe the sleep from your eyes, the covers drop from your bare torso and pool around your waist. Your morning wood tents it obscenely. | Sitting up you wipe the sleep from your eyes, the covers drop from your bare torso and pool around your waist. Your morning wood tents it obscenely. | ||
"It's half-past-seven" the disembodied voice from the bedside table informs you. | |||
"SHUT UP," you snarl, and then, knowing that she doesn't respond to threats, you swing your legs over the side of the bed and tell her "Thank you Siri; I am up now." | |||
Do you: | Do you: | ||
Revision as of 10:38, 28 September 2019
"Wake up David... WAKE UP DAVID"
The insistent voice of your alarm wakes you from a pleasant dream. Sleepily swatting at your bedside table you finally silence her.
Sitting up you wipe the sleep from your eyes, the covers drop from your bare torso and pool around your waist. Your morning wood tents it obscenely.
"It's half-past-seven" the disembodied voice from the bedside table informs you.
"SHUT UP," you snarl, and then, knowing that she doesn't respond to threats, you swing your legs over the side of the bed and tell her "Thank you Siri; I am up now."
Do you:
- Get dressed and go to work
- Get dressed and go out to get laid
- Invite a previous lover over
- Jerk off
- Ignore everything and go back to sleep
Or perhaps you prefer the company of other males...
- Go find some dick
- Masturbate
- Invite over one of your boy toys
- Remember you need to go to work
- Close your eyes and go back to sleep
Or...