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"Wake up Alex... WAKE UP"
The incessant bleeping of your alarm wakes you from a pleasant dream. Sleepily you swat at your bedside table and hit your clock to finally silence the annoying beeps.


The insistent voice of your alarm wakes you from an erotic dream. Sleepily swatting at your bedside table you finally silence her.
Sitting up you wipe the sleep from your eyes, the covers drop from your bare torso and and pool around your waist. Your morning wood tents it obscenely.


Sitting up you wipe the sleep from your eyes, the covers drop from your bare torso and pool around your waist, revealing your morning wood; eight inches of stiff meat waiting to be stroked.
Glancing over at your clock you note that it's 8:30 in the morning. With a deep sigh you look down at your hard on and contemplate jerking off.
 
"It's half-past-seven" the disembodied voice from the bedside table informs you.
 
"SHUT UP," you snarl, and then, knowing that she doesn't respond to threats; "Thank you Siri; I am up now."


Do you:
Do you:
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* [[Sexy Fun Times/I’m a woman I don’t have morning wood|I’m a woman I don’t have morning wood]]
* [[Sexy Fun Times/I’m a woman I don’t have morning wood|I’m a woman I don’t have morning wood]]
* [[Sexy Fun Times/I'm a woman with morning wood|I'm a woman with morning wood]]


[[Category:Sexy Fun Times|Sexy Fun Times]]
[[Category:Sexy Fun Times|Sexy Fun Times]]

Revision as of 18:06, 8 October 2019

The incessant bleeping of your alarm wakes you from a pleasant dream. Sleepily you swat at your bedside table and hit your clock to finally silence the annoying beeps.

Sitting up you wipe the sleep from your eyes, the covers drop from your bare torso and and pool around your waist. Your morning wood tents it obscenely.

Glancing over at your clock you note that it's 8:30 in the morning. With a deep sigh you look down at your hard on and contemplate jerking off.

Do you:

Or perhaps you prefer the company of other males...

Or...