Sexy Fun Times/Dog

It's still quite early when you ease out of your comfy bed, stretch the kinks out of your back and lap a drink from your water bowl, noting that no food has magically appeared during the night. The Boss comes down and lets you out into the garden for a pee.

When you come back in, he is drinking coffee and munching toast while standing up and he's put some of that bland doggy-mix into your bowl. With a quick ruffle of the fur on your head, he's off out to work and you are left in charge of the family.

Sue comes down and you make a big fuss of each other. She's going to spend the day at a friend's house and can't take you. Andrew is still in bed, so it's just Darling and Peter. You position yourself beside his chair, ready to scoop up any of his breakfast that misses his mouth. When you look under the table, you can see Darling's pussy under her dress which is unusual, she usually covers it up. The scent is quite strong today which reminds you of when you went off to the kennels for special training.

At first you didn't like the kennels. They were pretty strict and you soon found that the only way to get cuddles or treats was to do what they wanted. They made you learn to walk "at heel" and sit or lay down, and when you had mastered that they taught you about defending your family. Of course that was basic instinct, but you had to learn how to tell friends from suspicious people, and what to do about it. You even learned how to grab people without hurting them too much.

The best part came at the end, when you had graduated from all the obedience classes. One morning, a lady came in and sat down in your pen. She called you over and let you sniff her which was when you got that scent. It was like a lady dog, but not as strong, and

• Darling, the Boss's wife
• Andrew, a teenage boy
• Peter, a small boy who only recently learned to walk
• Sue, a girl - your favourite