Dirty Talk/Simon Says

Yeah recess! Time to play...but who am I gonna play with?

Talking to yourself again, loser?

I never really noticed how pretty Patty was before. I guess because she's always being so mean. Maybe if we played a game together she'd be nicer to me. Then we could start dating, and I would take her to the movies. During the movies we would kiss, and -

You're a weird kid Simon. I guess I'm out.

Patty wait! Do you want to play a game?

What game?

Think Simon, think! What game would Patty like to play?

Umm four-square?

Lame!

Kickball?

I'm not getting all sweaty today.

Umm, we could play Simon Says.

What the heck is Simon Says? Maybe they're messing with me.

Oh, Tia. Where'd you come from?

I've been right here...I guess you didn't notice me.

Girl please! Ain't nobody gonna notice you if you hang back like that. I ain't played Simon Says in forever. Count me in!

If Rosa wants to play, it must be a real game. I don't know how to play, though. What do I do? What do I do?

I wanna play too, Rosa!

Don't you wanna play with the other kindergarteners?

I wanna play with the big kids!

If Lala is going to play...umm, can I play too?

Are you guys going to play Simon Says? I'm really good at that game. I love it when guys order me around.

Who says that Simon gets to be Simon? Just because it's his name does not make him Simon!

Are you guys messing with me, or is this a real game?

Wait a minute. Your name is Simon...and you've never played Simon Says?

No. I've never even heard of it.

How is that possible? You're ten, right?

Yeah.

Unbelievable. Ella, you're his sister, right? You know the game Simon Says, right?

Ummm, no. I thought we were going to go over the rules before we played.

Dayam. Now Simon's gotta be Simon for the game if he ain't never played.

Okay, but what are the rules?

It's simple. Whoever is Simon comes up with stuff for the rest of us to do. Stuff like 'touch your nose' or 'stand on one foot'. When Simon gives a command with 'Simon says' in front of it, you have to do it, or you're out. If Simon gives a command without 'Simon says' in front of it, you don't follow the command. If you do, your out. The last person who isn't out is the winner, and is Simon for the next game. Got it?

Sounds easy enough.

Great. Let's get to playing. I want Simon to give me some...orders. Wink.

Did you really just say 'wink'? What a slut.

Takes one to know one.

Pipe down you two. No more slut-shaming. I wanna play.

Fine.

Fine.

The Game Begins