TVR/John Howard/Early Life/School/College

He had never really had much contact with girls his own age until he got to college and he found it difficult to talk to them, almost as if they were a different species. Whenever he tried to ask a girl out, he would go red and stammer and usually gave up. Then, towards the end of his first year, he was invited to a party. When he got to the house where the party was, he was surprised to find that it was only the three girls who shared the house and him. It turned out that one of the girls had a brother who went to his school and he told his sister about "Donkey Dick" and she and her friends wanted to see for herself.

It took a couple of drinks before they finally persuaded him to show them and he found himself sitting on the edge of the bed, with his trousers round his ankles, and three fully dressed young women staring at his cock. At first, it was only half-hard but even then they were pretty impressed. When one of them (the one with the brother) reached out and touched it, it swelled up to its full size and they were amazed. Someone fetched a ruler and measured it at ten inches long and nearly one and a half inches across. They quickly calculated that this meant he had nearly eighteen cubic inches of cock. It soon became clear that there was no way any of them were going to let him fuck them. They wouldn't even suck him. In fact, all that happened was that he got to wank himself to a climax while the girls watched.

Word soon got around, but, fearing a repeat, he declined further invitations and resigned himself to the fact that "normal" girls were never going to be to able to accommodate him. He finally plucked up the courage (and had enough to drink) to pay for a prostitute. He made an appointment on the phone and went to a suburban house where he was shown upstairs to a bedroom where a middle-aged woman was waiting for him. When she saw the size of his cock she was pretty shocked and told him that since his cock was twice the size of a normal one, she would charge twice as much. Naturally, he ejaculated almost as soon as she wrapped her hands around the shaft, but she was soon able to get it up again and for the rest of his three years at college, his sexual experience was confined to professional ladies when he could afford them, and wanking with the aid of various magazines that he bought from sleazy little shops hidden away in the back alleys.

These magazines opened his eyes to a whole new world. After his time at boarding school, he was well aware of homosexuals, but he was quite surprised to see pictures of men with young girls, women with young boys and women having sex with horses and dogs. The pictures that turned him on the most though were those that involved children: men with little girls were the most common, but every combination he could imagine was pictured somewhere. His favorites were those showing young boys and girls having sex together.

He graduated with a reasonable degree and found a job in The City, where they took graduates on in junior positions and if they were any good, fast-tracked them through to management. He met Jane on his first day. It was her first day as well and they were both sitting outside the personnel department waiting to be seen and started chatting. He met her several times after that before plucking up the courage to ask her out. Some of his college friends were having a party and he really wanted a girl to show off.

Jane seemed almost as nervous as he was and they nearly didn't go in. He took a bottle of vodka and Jane had more than her fair share of it before he found her drunkenly fending off the attentions of one of his friends and rescued her. She wasn't the first girl he'd taken back to his flat, but on previous occasions, once they saw the size of his cock, girls had usually made it clear that there was no way they were going to give him more than a handjob. Jane was pretty drunk and after a good deal of kissing and fumbling around they both ended up in his bed without her having seen his cock. When she finally found it and wrapped her hand around his shaft, he felt her reaction and laid back waiting for her to say "no way are you going to put that in me," or something similar.

To his surprise, she pushed the covers down and examined it closely before opening her mouth and taking the head inside. His experience with the prostitutes meant that he was able to hold back and avoid filling her mouth with spunk and eventually she lifted her head off and got up on her knees astride his thighs. "I don't know if I can take it all," she said, "but I'll have a bloody good try."

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