JoS/Elias

Finally, the Dragonborn has come to save the world! Too bad the Dragonborn is a total piece of shit. Elias would rather use his influence to rape and plunder all of Tamriel without consequences than risk his life fighting dragons. Skyrim may be fucked, but it’s a good thing you can just restart the game and do a play-through with a new character that isn’t a total dick. Until then, enjoy Elias’ journal.

Elias is too busy raping virgins to remember the date.

• 4E 201
  • 1st Journal - A Lucky Break, Last Seed 17th.
  • 2nd Journal - I’m a Dragonborn, Bitch, Last Seed somethingorother
  • 3rd Journal - Braith is One Mouthy Little Slut
  • 4th Journal - Seducing Sissel
  • 5th Journal - Orphanage or Brothel? Is there really a difference?

ELIAS' PROFILE

• AGE : 20
• SEX : Male
• RACE : Imperial
• HEIGHT : 177cm
• WEIGHT : 68kg
• HOMETOWN : Bruma, former member of a group of Bandits in Falkreath Hold
• BIRTHDAY : Evening Star, 22nd
• BACKSTORY : Elias is the man your parents warned you about as a child. After getting caught raping a little girl, he is taken to Helgen to be executed. He manages to narrowly escape his fate when a dragon attacks just before he's about to get his head lobbed off. He makes his way to the town of Whiterun to warn the Jarl about the dragon attack. After doing so and helping the Jarl's mage research why the dragons started attacking, the dragon returns. He defeats the dragon with the help of the guards in the City of Whiterun and absorbs the dragon's soul. As it turns out, Elias is a Dragonborn; a noble warrior and dragon-slayer here to save the world--or so the stories would have you believe. Elias' real interest however, is using his new-found fame and influence to seduce young mothers and defile little girls. After all, who could resist sending their young child off to travel the world and learn the ways of the voice from the one and only Dragonborn!? A once in a lifetime opportunity to be sure. Hide your wife, your daughter, and probably your son too. Elias is nothing like the mighty and fearless Dragonborn you've heard about in many a song. He's determined to make good use of this new lease on life, taking advantage of little girls and boys wherever he can.
• SEXUAL EXPERIENCE : Your daughter isn't his first and is unlikely to be his last.
• COMABT SKILLS : Stealth and Archery because let's be real, I've played every Elder Scrolls play-through ever as an archer and I'm probably not going to stop now. I think I started out as a Mage in Oblivion once, but that didn't last long.
• HERITAGE : He was born in the Imperial City, but his parents moved to Burma when he was young. While his parents were both Imperials, growing up around so many Nords made him feel more at home in Burma and further North in Skyrim. His father was a merchant, dealing in specialty artifacts and therefore, would travel frequently around Cyrodill and occasionally into Skyrim. When he was old enough, Elias would often travel with him.
• OTHER SKILLS : Seducing underage girls and sometimes boys. Gaining the unwavering trust of unsuspecting parents. There's probably some other skills too, but those are the only important ones.
• POLITICS : Largely uninterested unless having one will help him gain your trust so that he can have some alone time with your daughter.
• RELIGION : Elias is into any religion that will get him some alone time with your young son or daughter.