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Your full bladder forgotten, you are about to fill the toddler's mouth with your baby batter when a voice from above nearly makes you shit yourself.

"That's so hot," the voice says. When you look up, you see an old man peering over the partition. Your cock deflates like a pricked balloon and as it slips out of the two-year-old's mouth, your urgent need to pee reasserts itself so you turn towards the bowl to relieve the pressure. "Let me in," the old man says, and his head disappears. Of all the things that your frantic mind had come up with as a way of getting out of this situation, that was not one. You shake the last drips off and unbolt the door.

A quick look reveals that there is no one else in the toilets.

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