Sexy Fun Times/Three/Twin

Mommy's got some visitors coming today. You know that 'cos she was rushing round with the Hoover first thing, and then you and Jack had to have a bath after lunch. You bathe together as you always do and when Jack's pipi gets stiff, Mommy says that he has to save it for later and you guess that means you've got to do it for her visitors.

It's a new thing, doing it in front of other people. We've been playing what Mummy calls "naughty games" for as long as we can remember, but she used to say that it was a big secret and we mustn't tell anyone. Now she says that it's okay if it's her friends. Grownups are weird.

Anyway, she has a new dress for me. It's blue, with little white flowers and it doesn't even go down to my knees, which is a problem because she says I have to leave off my panties. Jack gets new shorts made of some stretchy stuff that shows the bulge where his pipi is, and a white T-shirt. He's not wearing undies either.

As well as dressing us up, she moves the chairs in the sitting room around so they are either side of the big couch, and in the other corner, she puts the play mat down. She gets us to sit on the mat, while she sets up her camera and connects it to the big TV, and then we sit and watch some cartoons until her visitors arrive.

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