Pedo Romp/A male pedophile?

Figures. Anyway, the pedo survey is done, so...

BANG

You wake up in your room, filled with candy and bright colors and a clown costume in the corner. (Freaky!)

You look down at your colorful bright pedophile pants and see a huge boner.

"Gotta go." You say to no one in particular.

You put on a trench coat and your pedo glasses and head out the door, boner in hand.

Do you:

• Go for a cruise in your car
• Go to the shop you're supposed to run
• Realize you're late for your new summer job
• Go to the elementary school where you're a principal
• Go to the mall looking for some little girls
• Go to Los Angeles, California, where there is youth around every corner
• Go to the police station to get your cop car