Sexy Fun Times/Book/Dana

"Wha? she says sleepily when she eventually picks up the phone. You can hear the baby crying in the background.

"Fancy coming over?"

"Who?"

You tell her who you are and can almost hear the gears grinding as she tries to remember. "I have coffee and croissants."

"Half an hour."

That gives you time to nip out for the pastries and you know it will be an hour anyway.

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