Dirty Talk/Three Brats/June 16th, 2021/Treehouse

Oh, right, the vibrator. Since I've got no reason to hold onto it anymore, I should go return it. Or, I suppose I could keep it…
No, I'm not doing that. I'll go return it. It's not even about the fear of getting caught, I just think that stealing is wrong, and it's obviously not mine, so…
Yeah, I'll do just that. Helps me kill time while I'm at it.

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The walk feels slightly longer now that I'm alone, not counting the occasional people having a walk of their own. Surprising how many people there actually are in here. I suppose people like taking walks to keep fit, and to enjoy fresh air.
I'm still totally wearing that little star on the back of my wrist. Every time a guy walks besides me, my heart starts racing, but nobody has stopped to talk to me yet, besides that one old man… I think I recognized him… He lives around my neighborhood, doesn't he? No, not exactly a neighbor, but like, he's got his plot some five hundred meters down the road. I don't think he knows anything about the stars…
Now, this area's starting to look familiar… I think it was this little hill that Milka initially ran up towards…
Every direction looks so similar though, so I might be mistaken…
No, this is it. There's the treehouse.
It's quiet in here. Only a cuckoo singing somewhere close by. Nobody's here, which is great!
And here's the vibrator… It's a good thing I didn't forget you home… Time to return you to your owner I guess…
We had fun you and I, but time to say goodbye.

Now, where's the exact spot again….

Freeze!

EEK!.

You're under arrest for trespassing at private property!
…Wait a minute… Haven't I seen you somewhere…?

One of the boys from school, wasn't he… What was his name again… Jorn?
Nevermind that, looks like I'm not alone after all. He's holding a water gun, and he's pointing it at me. Is this some kind of game?

Y-yes, we have…
So, uhm… Hi guys.

How did you find out about this place?

Yeah, this is boys only area! Girls aren't allowed!

O-oh, sorry, I didn't know that. I didn't even know this was your base. Milka showed me this place.

Oh yeah? And how did SHE find out about our secret base?

I'm not actually sure… You'll have to ask her.

Hmmm… I don't think you're being honest! You're hiding something!

Don't say that. She's new here, maybe she's speaking the truth.

Let's capture her as a prisoner of war.

E… Excuse me?

We're just playing with you, so play along!

That's how it is, little miss spy. Put your hands up! Come along quietly or I'll have to shoot you where you stand!

O-okay… I surrender…

I'm glad she's playing along. She might be fun.
Wait, what's that on her hand? A star, huh? Milka and Heidi must've been teaching her some stuff, or maybe she has known about this for a long time… I think this "game" we're playing just got a whole lot more interesting.

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They've been putting a lot of work into this place… It actually looks decent now…
Still missing the lewd posters and the porn magazines though… Or maybe they're actually hidden properly…

Not gonna lie, it's still a little cramped for four kids to share. Not to mention, they're all boys. It seems like they want to just play with me, which I'm all for, but I'm not sure how boys actually play…
I guess this is their secret military base or something and I'm a spy that just got caught… Sounds like a bit of fun…

Hannu, do you hear me? I have important news to deliver. Over.

Why are you calling me again? I told you I'm one my way back to the base.
. . . Over.

We have captured a prisoner of war, a spy from the Girl's Republic. Over.

Yes, yes, don't rush me…
Wait what, a spy!?

Yes, hurry back.
Did you remember to buy me some Mountain Dew? Over.

Yes, I got everything! Don't forget you still owe me 50 kronor on top of this!

Alright, little spy…
Who sent you?

No-one. I came alone.

More lies. She's still hiding something.

I'm being honest… My friends couldn't hang out, so I'm by myself…

Did you come here to join us then?

No, not exactly… I, actually… Just…

Fuuuuck, should I just show them the toy…? I mean, it's theirs, presumably… I'm not sure what these kids would need a vibrator for though… How would a boy even use a vibrator?

Reveal your motive.

I, um… I came to return something…

Otto, I mean . . . Captain, you've been keeping inventory. Have you noticed anything missing?

No, I don't think so. Nothing's been touched while we've been gone, or stolen from here.

What have you come to return?

Are they playing dumb? Or do they not know about the chest?

I, um, no… My colleague took something for the secret chest?

Secret chest? We don't have any secret chest.

Yeah, we don't.

Pretty sure we don't!

Whew, I don't think they know…

…Unless she knows about our super secret classified documents!

Oh, of course! She IS a spy after all, sent on a mission to retrieve classified documents.
What have you learned, spy!?

N-nothing, really… I mean, the document was, um… What's the word I'm looking for…

Encrypted?

Y-yes, that's the word, haha… The message was encrypted and I couldn't read it.

Well, where are the documents? We want them returned.

I think they are on her hand right now.

He sure has some keen eyes… I do indeed have something in my left hand, and that something is the vibrator as I didn't have time to put it back to my pocket. Since they don't know about the chest, they probably don't know what it is either, so I might be able to show it to them…
Wait… He said "on", not "in"…
This guy's totally grinning at me… Wait, he's looking at the star…
I'm starting to remember something Milka told me… Didn't she talk something about dating him once? About how she used the pink heart to lure him in? That means he knows…
He saw the star on my wrist and he knows about it… But what about the other two? Do they know as well?

She looks nervous. We got her.
Show us what's in your hands!

"We got her"? Am I supposed to interpret that as something? No, better not overthink this too much…
I feel like this is a mistake, but I'll show the star to them properly and see how they react…

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