Janet and John
"Daddy?"
"Yes Darling."
"Will you read me a story?"
"I'm watching the football, ask your Mummy."
"She went out, so there's only you."
"Sigh... Find a book then."
"Are you sure you want that one?"
"Yes Daddy, I was fun when we read it in bed last night."
"Are you sure Mummy went out?"
"She said there is a sale."
"Oh, Okay. Climb up on my lap then."
"Right... "This is Janet. See her pretty blue dress and her cute golden curls, just like yours."
"This is John. See his white shirt and red shorts. How old do you think they are?"
"Hmm... Older 'n me."
"Yes, I think they are old enough to go to school but you won't start 'til the end of Summer."
"Janet and John are going on a picnic. See them climb into Daddy's car. You can see that Janet Forgot to put her knickers on again as she climbs up. See them put their seat belts on."
"They set off and then they come back. See Mummy telling Daddy off for forgetting the picnic hamper."
"It's hot in the car. Janet pulls her dress up to get cool. See her brown legs. They are brown because the children play out in the sun. See Daddy move his mirror so he can see Janet better."
"There are a lot of other cars on the road and they have all stopped. Janet opens the window and waves up to a lorry driver. See the big lorry. The driver smiles down at the pretty girl."
"Janet is showing off. See her pull her dress up so the lorry driver can see her winkle. See Daddy turn round and tell her off. The lorry driver liked looking at Janet's winkle, John does too. See how his willy is making the front of his shorts stick out."
"Mummy tells Daddy off again because he isn't watching where he's driving. See the other drivers wave to him. They are nice to be so friendly."
"Daddy drives into a field. See the green grass and the trees on one side."
"Mummy unpacks the picnic while Daddy spreads the blanket out. See the blue and white striped pattern. John runs off to look in the trees and you follow. See John run - he is really fast."
"John climbs over a fence and Janet tries to follow but her dress gets caught on a nail. See the big hole in the back of Janet's dress. See Janet cry because she spoiled her pretty dress and Mummy will be cross."
"John gives his sister a big hug and a kiss to make it better. See how John loves his baby sister."
"Mummy is kissing Daddy to show she isn't cross with him any more. See them laying on the grass."
"Mummy takes Janet's dress off so she can sew it up. See how Mummy always has useful stuff in her bag."
"Janet loves being naked. See how she runs about in the sun, trying to do cartwheels but falling over.
"John takes his clothes off too. See him playing tag with Janet."
"Daddy looks around to make sure no one is watching. He doesn't see a tramp looking through the hedge. See the tramp watching the naked children. See him opening the front of his trousers. What is he doing?"
"Do you like looking at pictures of naked children Daddy?"
"Well, I suppose so. Why do you ask?"
"Well... Cos your willy got stiff looking at Janet and John, and you keep all those picture books at the back of your desk drawer."
"Looks like you got me then."
"Does it hurt?"
"Does what hurt?"
"When your willy gets all stiff. The farmer in the book was rubbing his willy while he watched Janet and John playing."
"No it doesn't hurt, and rubbing it makes it feel good."
"Why?"
"It's hard to explain. Lets get back to the story.