Pedo Romp/Small/5yo Brian

Brian is a precocious little boy. A metre tall and 15 kilos of energy, he can be quite a handful. His father warns you that he may ask some embarrassing questions: "He found a magazine. One with pictures that most three-year-olds wouldn't be interested in, but Brian has been asking a lot of questions that we find hard to answer at his level. If he asks you any awkward questions, just change the subject or something."

No sooner are they out of the door than he starts. "Why's my pipi stiff," he asks. He is standing in the middle of the sitting room with his shorts down round his ankles and holding his stiff little dick.

"It's what they do," you say. "What did your daddy say?"

"Daddy says if I keep playing with it it will drop off." He lets go of it and looks up at you. "Will it really drop off? Is that why girls don't got one?"

"What do you know about girls?"

"I seed some pictures. There was a man putting his pipi into a lady's privates. Daddy told me off and took the book away."

"Try rubbing t a bit, that feels nice."

He starts sliding his hand over it and just looks puzzled.