Pedo Romp/A male pedophile?
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Figures. Anyway, the pedo survey is done, so...
BANG
You wake up in your room, filled with candy and bright colors and a clown costume in the corner. (Freaky!)
You look down at your colorful bright pedophile pants and see a huge boner.
"Gotta go." You say to no one in particular.
You put on a trench coat and your pedo glasses and head out the door, boner in hand.
Do you:
- Unzip your boner in your car
- Go to the shop you're supposed to run
- Realize you're late for your new summer job
- Go to the elementary school where you're a principal
- Go to a circus and get your clown costume
- Go to the mall looking for some little girls
- Go to the police station to get your cop car
- Go to Los Angeles, California, where there is youth around every corner