Life Hacks/Hallomod(gp-pre/pres-inf-im-cr'pay)/Tell her where that stuff is supposed to go
“You know what you’re supposed to do with that stuff?” You ask her, receiving a curious look from her. “You’re supposed to put it up inside your vagina.”
“What’s a bugina?” She asks immediately. Well… You suppose it would make sense she doesn’t know what a vagina is. Loki told you that while memories change, events will not. So, that would mean she has never discovered her own vagina while masturbating or anything because she didn’t have one until just now. The only way she could know about a girl’s vagina would be if she saw one of her sisters touch it and tell her about it while she was still a boy, which seems a little extreme as something someone in this family would do.
“It’s pronounced ‘va-gi-na’” you correct her.
“Va..gina?” She responds, looking at you hopefully for confirmation that she got it right this time.
“Yeah,” you say, trying to think how best to explain this. “your vagina is a hole that you have down here,” you point to her privates. “It’s not the hole you pee out of, it is a little below that. A boy can stick his penis inside that hole and then he puts his semen inside her.”
“What’s semen?” She asks, looking up at you with an adorably innocent look on her face.
“Uhh… semen is a little different from that pre-cum stuff. Pre-cum is supposed to make it easier for the penis to go inside the girl’s vagina, and then the semen comes out.” You realize that what you just gave is probably one of the worst explanations of sex in history. You really didn’t even answer the question properly as to what semen was, just that it was different from pre-cum and was supposed to go in a girl’s vagina.
Despite your poor explanation, August simply responds with an “Oh.” She looks down for a second as though pondering the information you just gave her in your exceedingly poor explanation, and then her face suddenly seems to light up. “Do you wanna put your penis inside my vu…vagina?” She asks.
Uhhh… what?
- Sure, go for it before she changes her mind request --Notsooldpervert (talk) 13:52, 9 June 2017 (UTC)
- No, she doesn’t understand what she’s asking for
- Absolutely, but just not now
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