PIP/Santa

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Codename: Santa

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Incident Report

  • Case Agent: Gentry August
  • Time of Incident: 01 December 2017.
  • Location of Incident: Indianapolis, Indiana.
  • Nature of Incident: The passage of the mantle of Sinterklaas to a new host.
  • Classification of Incident: Omega - DO NOT ENGAGE SUBJECT!

Subject

Santa Claus

  • Pseudonyms: Randal Allen Page (Host Spirit), Sinterklaas, Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, Jólnir, Wodan, Odin
  • Gender: Male
  • Age: Unknown (Randal: 85)
  • Height: 6'6"
  • Weight: 255 lbs.
  • Measurements: 44/38/42
  • Genitals: 8 3/4" penis 2 1/4" diameter when erect, uncircumcised
  • Hair: Snow white
  • Eyes: Light blue, magic glass eye in left socket
  • Skin: Fair Caucasian
  • He is NOT the fat jolly old elf that he is made out to be.
  • He is a powerful entity of good-will and giving; but he is no pushover.
  • DO NOT ENGAGE!

Family

Other People of Interest

Krampus

  • Pseudonyms: James Nathaniel Brown (Host Body)
  • Relation to Subject: Underling
  • Gender: Male
  • Age: Unknown (James: 46)
  • Height: 7'8"
  • Weight: 666 lbs.
  • Measurements: 88/55/66
  • Genitals: 12" penis 3" diameter when erect. Knotted like a dog (6"). Flared like a horse. Barbed like a cat.
  • Hair: None (Brown Horns)
  • Eyes: Glowing Yellow
  • Skin: Spiked Crimson


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