Slut Virus/Report

Committee Report on the timeline of the Slut Virus

On December 20th, 2027 Mark Patterson surreptitiously ran a batch of the new ALS cure. This engineered virus showed promise but was not yet approved for human testing. Unknown to Mark at the time, The test virus was contaminated with another engineered sample created in simulation by computer tech, John Schmitt.

Mark Patterson boarded a plane from Seattle to Baltimore where his family lived for their annual Christmas gathering. At some point during this gathering Mark his younger sister Amanda with the virus. Amanda Patterson had been diagnosed with ALS at the age of 14. Her condition continued to deteriorate over the next three years with doctors estimating that she would not live to see a fourth.

In the month after her treatment, Amanda saw marked improvement but was hospitalized with fever near the end of January. This was treated as somewhat routine by hospital staff as ALS will often compromise a patient’s immune system. Amanda made a full recovery and was discharged within 72 hours. On February 2, 2028, male members of the Patterson family began reporting headaches. Correlations were not drawn in time due to the geographically separated nature of the Patterson family. The Patterson family had members in Baltimore, St. Louis, Seattle, L.A., and a son who had been home on leave from the Air Force stationed in Germany.

As Amanda Patterson recovered from ALS her behavior became increasingly inappropriate. Her family did not report this until later but it seems she refused to wear clothing during parts of the month (later confirmed to be during ovulation) and would openly masturbate in front of family. This behavior was not reported until later.

The first reported symptoms of the slut virus were seen in Tina Mitz age 12, Tina is Amanda Patterson’s cousin and was present at the Christmas gathering. After an absence due to a slight fever in early February returned to school on February 18th during her second-hour math, Tina slid her panties off from under her skirt and began masturbating. Shortly afterward a male student noticed the act and reported it to the Teacher. Being caught seemed to excite the girl because he proceeded to remover her shirt and spread herself for the full class to observe. As the teacher tried to bodily remove Tina from the classroom she attempted to fellate him. The first death from the Slut Virus was March 6th, 2025. Henry Patterson age 61, died of a brain aneurysm caused by the Slut Virus. Henry was Amanda’s father.

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Later studies have shown that the Slut Virus has between a 2 and 5 month incubation time. This long incubation time coupled with the virus’ extreme infectivity meant that the virus had spread to the majority of the human race before the first death was reported.

Symptoms of the Slut Virus are as follows;

• -Men and women experience an increase in intelligence coupled with headaches. In 85% of men, this proves fatal, often in the form of an aneurysm but heart attacks are also possible as the headaches sometimes worsen into migraines. Men who survive the headaches retain this increased intelligence. 2% of women will also die of aneurysms during this stage. Overall the headaches are much gentler on women.
• -Women and female children show a marked increase in the sensitivity of their erogenous zones. This has been observed in children as young as three years old.
• -Women experiencing ovulation will often experience extreme levels of sexual excitement and will almost universally stop to masturbate or beg for sex regardless of their surroundings or partners with exceptions;
• -Women and female children seem to “imprint” on single repeat sexual partners. This “imprint” seems to act similar to an addiction. Women will go to extreme lengths to be near their chosen partners at the beginning of their ovulation.
• -Men who survive the virus seem to have heightened sexual stamina.
• -Gender disparity in children born after the Slut Virus seems to sit at roughly 5 female births for every male birth.