Public Nudity / Beach / House Photoshoot

JayJay starts snapping photos while you step back out onto the big deck/balcony/pool area on the beachside of the house. A few passerby's look up and you make a point of smiling and waving at them while striking poses that feel glamorous and fashionable. JayJay keeps asking you to strike...different kinds of poses. You like the ones lying down next to the pool, but the one where he asked you to squat on the diving board felt weird.

You drink a few more beers during the shoot, and even Thomas loosens up, taking over the camera to shoot a few shots himself. He also chats about music and models with you while JayJay slips away for a little while. You aren't sure why.

Thomas encourages you to dance. You didn't stick with your ballet classes, but you were in your third year at rhythm gymnastics before you moved so you know how to show off and Thomas seems really appreciative.

JayJay comes back with the fourth round of beers...or is it the fifth? You have been at this for hours and go back inside to sit down. You realize, all of the sudden, that you really have to pee. You say as much and Thomas begins to tell you where the bathroom is before JayJay cuts in: "No no. This is awesome. Let's photograph that?"

You look at him confused, while Thomas drops his face quietly into his palms.

JayJay clarifies: "Seriously, head back out to the sand, and just pee. I'll photograph it. The angle of the sun is great for it, we can get some awesome shots. Have you ever tried to pee standing up? I can teach you."

You answer:

"I..um...ok, I guess. I'll try it."

"How about, maybe, in the bathtub? I don't think I can bee outside."

"I...don't think so. That's just a little too weird for me."