Sexy Fun Times/Mall/Mom

"I never saw a baby breastfeeding before," you say, sitting down beside them.

"Don't you have any brothers or sisters," she says.

You shake your head. "It's jus me and Mum."

"Some people think it's rude to do it in public, but I don't care."

You look round at the people passing. Some ignore her and some scowl, but a lot, especially the men, smile as they walk past.

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